Our way to Vienna

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Episode 37

Добро пожаловать в Россию!

Oslo, Norway

Debrah Scarlett - Shut up.
@douzepointa - But I was just asking...
Debrah Scarlett - Shut up.
@douzepointa - Ok.

@douzepointa cried.

Blandine - Oh my poor little probie! What did they do to you? They stole your snack? Who did that his time? Tias?
Tias - I don't eat an English dish. It's a basic principle.
@douzepointa - No it's Debrah who's mean with me!
Debrah Scarlett - Your hair is a vagina.
@douzepointa - Did you hear her?
Blandine - @douzepointa she's mean with everyone here! It's the way she is!
Debrah Scarlett - Go eat your dead family's corpses.

I often do this.

Jess - Guys I don't want to alarm you but the first semi-final is tonight and we lack 4 countries. What will we do?

What Jess didn't know is that the author previewed everything and managed to make the 3 last countries appear in the second semi! So after Russia we're going to Vienna to allow the participants of the first semi to perform.

Jess - Ok.

We drived in Norway, then Sweden, Finland and Russia. When we arrived in the capital city of Moscow, Polina Gagarina jumped in the bus.

Polina Gagarina - No time to greet everyone.

Only?

Polina Gagarina - And no time to get dressed. Shit. Let me borrow that dress you.
Christian AT - Say no please say no.
Liévenya - Take a look at my suitcase but I doubt you'll find a Russian size.
Polina Gagarina - Privet!

She ran to the luggage compartment. Almost every boy turned his head when she was running.

Mordecai - 12 points to Russia.

We would have loved to stay in Moscow, but we were in a hurry. We drived as fast as we could, adding vodka to the oil, to go faster, and we arrived in Vienna. All the first semi-final performers were preparing in the meantime, and sometimes it was funny.

We arrived in Vienna, no time to say goodbye, they ran to the Stadthalle.

Debrah Scarlett - Farewell.

[Logan]

Polina pls.....

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Episode 38

Benvenuti in San Marino!

Vienna, Austria

We thought it would be nice to see our friends perform, so we all entered the Stadthalle for two hours of show. When it was over, there were more critics about the design, the hosts and the organisation than about the song themselves. We would have loved to know the reactions of the qualifiers and the flops, but we were in a hurry.

Debrah Scarlett - I bet it was shit.

Debrah was the only who stayed in the bus because she didn't care about the others.

willsong - 3 countries left! Where do we go now?
Anton - Oh no.
Jan - her i go
Debrah Scarlett - Shut up. This joke is overused.
Jan - How do you know you're not even on the forums?
Debrah Scarlett - Shut up.
𝐴𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑎̀ - Anyway why did you say oh no?
Anton - Because it's San Marino!

San Marino is higher than The Netherlands and Estonia together.

It was a good news for us because it meant we would finally get rid of Daniela. This time, we hoped for her to appear on our road.
The bus started in Vienna, and at every mountain, we hoped to see her. But she didn't arrive.
When there was no hope, and when we entered Italy, Liev and Matt were debating if yes or no Mark Barsikh should have got dressed in his music video. It's with the evocation of the word dress that she appeared.

Daniela - Hrelor I em Daniela I am from Slovinia. I love dress.
Daniel - Welcome Daniela! My name is Daniel! Do you want to go to San Marino with us?
Daniela - Oh Daniel we hev almost teh sem name it's fun har har.
Daniel - Yes very...
Daniela - Gib a kiss my brother by nem.

She tried to kiss Daniel on the cheek but at the last moment he moved and Daniela fell on Sel, with all of her weight falling on his leg.

Daniela - Sory.

Meanwhile, in the front of the bus...

@hvdstrcbcbr - About the prophecy, what is the exact place where we have to sacrifice Daniela?
Piero Barone - We are going to lead you there, it's the garden of one of the castles of San Marino.
@hvdstrcbcbr - I hope we arrive soon because the others wont wait to kill her.
Kenajabam - Look we arrived!

It's on top of this.

Monika Kuszyńska - It's going to be easy for me. One of you will have to lift me sometimes. You! I don't like the way you speak! If you lift me you'll be too tired to talk!
Apostolis - None Accepts The Difference.

Piero Barone - Do we have the 4 angry women?
αndreas - We have Leonor Andrade, Aliya, Greta Svabo Bech and... Oh no! The fourth was Ruslana! How can the prophecy go well without her?
myloxyloto - Just replace her. Half of the women here are constantly angry bitches it should fit!
Monika Kuszyńska - Hurry up! My wheel chair is not going to go foreward if you don't push it!
myloxyloto - Look! Monika will be perfect!

Screw you all.

Our problem solved, we climbed up to the top of the castle and entered the garden.

Piero Barone - Now, Daniela, place yourself in the center of the circle I drew with holy salt.

Thinking that it was a game, she obeyed. The 4 angriest women of Europe then made a square arround her.

Piero Barone - Now I'm going to read the secret words of the prophecy, in order to destroy her for the rest of the times! La farfalla nuova lascia sempre giù la crisalide che eri tu.

A powerfull chain of light came out of the Angry 4's eyes and connected them.

Piero Barone - Wo-oh uh-oh oh-oh. Bip-bip!

Daniela was lifted in the air, with a tornado growing under her.

Piero Barone - And now the final word! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

The storm hid quickly the blue sky and the lightning touched Daniela, making her explode in a million pieces, which, when they fell to the ground, evaporated.

Michele Perniolla - Ma che?

He and Anita were watching the scene since the beginning and couldn't believe what had happened. We were about to answer when arrived the queen of San Marino.

Yo!

She explained to Michele, who was Italian, that San Marino is a land of legends and fairies, where all the magic of the world gathered. Here, any miracle can happen! Even a qualification for the final!

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Episode 39

Azərbaycana xoş gəlmisiniz!

San Marino, San Marino

nick - It's a catastrophy! The show is this evening and we have Croatia and Iran to go to! We will never have the time!
Jasmin - Actually it's Montenegro and Azerbaijan. But it's true that we don't have the time!
Valentina Monetta - Don't forget that San Marino is magical! She snapped her fingers and an orange appeared in her hand.
Anesović - And do you have a spell that could move us to Baku in less than 1 hour?
Valentina Monetta - Teleportation you mean? It's not a sure science but we can try.
Anesović - What do you mean not a...

She snapped her fingers another time.

Am tinkerbell

We disappeared in a white cloud with spangles and rainbows, then we were lifted up by a wind that brought us above the sky. We saw pink unicorns flying and making butterfly poops, then we lost altitude and went under the clouds, to land in a forest.

George - What a bad trip! Where are we?
𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐋 - Apparently in a forest. We're not in Baku anyway.
George - Is everybody here?
Asi - I think yes. Oh no! Valentina isn't!
Kerem - And neither is Hadise!
Asi - She's in the bus, which is still in San Marino. And... Debrah is still inside! I hope she'll tell Valentina that it didn't work!
George - And how will you do this?
Monika Kuszyńska - Someone give me a phone, I'm the only she listens to.

She took Valentin O'Brien' phone and slapped him because he wasn't quick enough.

Monika Kuszyńska - Hello?
Debrah Scarlett - What?
Monika Kuszyńska - Can you leave the bus and tell Valentina Monetta that her spell was fucked up?
Debrah Scarlett - Are you high?

It took 20 minutes to explain everything.

Debrah Scarlett - I'll see what I can do.

There will be blood.

@bowdown - We're dead. We're lost in a forest in the middle of nowhere and we only can count of Debrah Scarlett to save us.

When he finished talking, we heard a motor. We ran to it and discovered a road. We were actually in a park in Baku.

~Rethnas~ - We have the worst sense of orientation the Earth ever lived.

It didn't take many times to find Elnur, who was in the Baku Crystal Hall.

Elnur - Hello I was desperate! I thought you would never com...

He couldn't finish his sentence because the white cloud appeared and brought us in San Marino.

Valentina Monetta - Here they are! But who's that man?
Elnur - My name is Elnur... But what just happened?
Debrah Scarlett - Hello. You look good.
Elnur - Oh... Thank you?
Debrah Scarlett - I love gingers.
Christian NO (inactive) - But you said...
Debrah Scarlett - Shut up ginger.

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Episode 40

Добродошли у Црну Гору!

San Marino, San Marino

ESCIliasMANL (Inactive) - omg it's the last trip! And if I'm not bad at maths, because Arabs created maths, the last country should be Montenegro!
Logan - We already know pls climb in the bus we're waiting!
Valentina Monetta - I'm sorry if I can't use my magic spell to teleportate you anymore!
Daniel - It's ok Vali! If we are late, we have Russian vodka to mix with the oil, it's quite efficient!
@fizzyfrost - But only in serious cases! I don't want to spoil that precious vodka!

It's the only way to heat up the ambience in winter in Russia.

We drove another time the Balkans, and thanks to that vodka, arrived very quickly in Podgorica. There, we found Knez, who has been waiting for so long that he had to change his backsingers who died of old age.

No time to greet him, he jumped in the bus, said hello to Monika and the others, and installed next to @douzepointa.

@douzepointa - You sat on my sandwitch.
Debrah Scarlett - Shut up.
@douzepointa - But I didn't talk to y...
Debrah Scarlett - Shut up.

With the speed of the light, we drove our way to the North to arrive as soon as possible in Vienna.

Aless - Hurry now it's in two hours!

We arrived in front of the stadthalle on time, and after a last goodbye, the artists prepared for the second semi-final. The big 5 members were the last to leave us.
We took our reserved seats and waited for the show to begin.

There is a last episode look :

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Episode 41

Thank you for reading!

Cournon d'Auvergne, France

It was laborious. I was so late that I had to make two episodes a day in the end, but I had a lot of fun writing this for the second year in-a-row. This story wouldn't have been great without your presence. I learnt to know you thanks to this, and I think it's reciprocal actually.

Thank you for the big amount of likes every episode, thank you for reading everything, thank you for commenting, and thank you for encouraging me.
This edition is over now. I hope you had fun reading it. And again thank you

Anton
Daniel
𝖋𝖑𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖆𝖓
Jan
Julian
Kenajabam
Valentin O'Brien
Liévenya
Vaios
Kerem
Christian AT
@garameaning
~Rethnas~
Jasmin
@bowdown
Asi
𝐴𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑎̀
Dimitris
αndreas
@hvdstrcbcbr
Logan
Aless
Eke
Rick
nick
Sel
linux620
Blandine
Tias
George
Apostolis
myloxyloto
Laimis
Christian NO (inactive)
Mordecai
LittleDemon
ESCIliasMANL (Inactive)
Talitha
willsong
𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐋
Liev
Aliya
Jess
Matt
@douzepointa
@fizzyfrost
Anesović
fabbi

[Dimitris]

Thank you once again for spending your time to write this amazing story

I really enjoyed it tbh, as much as last year.

My favorites from the whole story would be Monika and Debrah

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May 21, 2015 18:41:06 GMT 1 Dimitris said:

Thank you once again for spending your time to write this amazing story

I really enjoyed it tbh, as much as last year.

My favorites from the whole story would be Monika and Debrah

Debrah Scarlett - Shut up.
Monika Kuszyńska - Stop saying shit and push my wheelchair.

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I'll quote myself just one time - frenck dat was gorgeous, cheers from the eternal Russian drunkard! And thanks for the entertainment

[fabbi]

I haven't really read anything here and "withdrew" after the 3rd episode (I think) but still congrats for these great stories!