|
5,601
10,670
💜 Your friendly Finn, rock/metal music, Alexa Bliss, Isla Dawn, Zelena & sports fan 💜
|
Post by тнєяσиттi95 on Jul 8, 2021 6:46:48 GMT 1
Sauna confirms!
|
|
|
Post by Aleks on Jul 8, 2021 11:59:17 GMT 1
Transylvania Nikita - Cântă de-ți ia ochii 0:43+
|
|
156
179
Welp i exist i guess
|
Post by lucariocz on Jul 9, 2021 10:33:54 GMT 1
The nation ofThe great democratic people's anarcho-antianarchist antichrist theocracy of the most serene lands of dang-that's-a-long-name island and pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis peninsula, also known by the most honorable name of you-better-not-shorten-our-name-topia. Yes, our name has several sentences, it is very shocking, we are very aware, and very, very proud. We can assure you with 420% certainty that this is undeniably the actual name, and no alterations will ever be tolerated. It is a federal crime in our unitary state to try to shorten our name, really! You see the "theocracy" in our name? Yeah, that's because we worship our name. This name, that you have the pleasure of reading right now, is the most perfect piece of poerty ever written, nothing, and we repeat nothing shall ever be better than this very name. Fun fact, due to our name being so long, IT Specialists all over the world have to change their data types to ones with greater capacity, thus this name, singlehandedly slows down the computers of the world. But who needs computers, when you have this name? Oh yeah, we aren't even done. Uhh I'm kinda at a loss of words how to continue. Let's insert some Czech characters! ŘŘŘŘŘŘŘŘŘŘŘŘŘŘŘŘŘŘŘŘŘŘŘ. Our country isn't even Czech, our language is called literally this entire name but the last word ends with "ian". Anyways, that's about it. If you got this far at reading this, congrats! You would pass the entrance exam to our national university. Anyways, now it's time to build a new sock factory in our glorious domain. Remember, support us on Patreon, for 3$ a month you get an access to our discord server! Don't forget to like, subscribe and share our name with your friends. Oh also, your reading experience was sponsored by RAID: Shadow Legends. That's all you beautiful cookie. Glory to us!submits:Vojta - Čičina[0:05+]
|
|
|
Post by Þórir on Jul 9, 2021 18:18:58 GMT 1
Israel has had to withdraw after Koits really long foreskin got tangled in the plane engine causing the flight back to Tel Aviv to come crashing back down in the North Korean DMZ and the delegation being arrested so Koit's "never ending cheese" supply can be used to fatten Dear Leader Kim Jong-un back to his usual healthy weight.Krónan confirms!
Thats right, lovely Icelandic budget supermarket chain Krónan will be making their debut in MSK 5 despite still not having been bothered to open up a store in Akureyri, the lazy cunts...
Song revealed soon
|
|
suyana
3 points
she/they
715
1,558
poppin' plan b's cuz i ain't plan to be stuck witcha.
|
Post by suyana on Jul 9, 2021 18:50:49 GMT 1
we ran out of pizza dough or something else very stereotypical and borderline xenophobic will find another supermarket chain country and confirm with it soon thank you for doing business with us xoxo
|
|
|
Post by Fatih on Jul 9, 2021 19:59:22 GMT 1
Moozeek Sonk Konteztt 5 Turkey
.Bahar Candan - Dom Pérignon2:15
|
|
5,601
10,670
💜 Your friendly Finn, rock/metal music, Alexa Bliss, Isla Dawn, Zelena & sports fan 💜
|
Post by тнєяσиттi95 on Jul 10, 2021 3:29:27 GMT 1
SAUNAWe will be sending an epic song once again! 1:19+
|
|
5,381
7,809
bored and tired....
|
Post by ✨ Forrest ✨ on Jul 10, 2021 3:37:20 GMT 1
Bayfront Health Brooksville withdraws due to a robbery being committed by members of Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend. I'm sure y'all know about this hospital for a while now, but.... BLAKE MEDICAL CENTER CONFIRMS!!!1!!111! Song will be decided in due course
|
|
|
Post by valkory on Jul 10, 2021 12:07:16 GMT 1
Albert Heijn confirms (the original was deleted from yt)
|
|