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Post by agni on Aug 27, 2022 18:42:19 GMT 1
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Post by alexeh on Aug 30, 2022 17:08:21 GMT 1
reviewing the semi final with the internal monologue that enters my mind as the song plays italy - i fockin hate this. i was going to do grey's anatomy episode title reviews but i can't be bothered. he's really annoying like. REALLY annoying. dsfecore at its lowest. very italian. that is derogatory. stinky pringly pringle sweaty stank. is he gonna drown god i fuckin HOPE SO. bonus mark for the end credits lebanon - two artists that on paper should provide us with a cutesy lidl collaboration. let's see if that is what manifests itself here. A WONDERFUL PLACE TO SPEND THE DAY. im loving my stay at the francesco gabbani funeral extragavanz. agni this running order is genius... oh lawd i know from the budget video this is gonna be painful. we know ur an industry plant with $$$$ samia dont try to kid us.. get on the ART. its like if francis on my mind tried saraswati and that is not as slay as it may sound to some of our more musically challenged friends. this semi is filled w annoying ppl right now like get ur fuckin salad out of my FACE samia. witch luxembourg - sharon den adel is also really fuckin annoying. i hate these lyrics. this video should be camp but its not rly is it. just a lidl bit shite. idk maybe u had to be there for this one... not feeling the classic not feeling the nostalgia but that may just be because i wasnt born in 1964 im still a youthful lady with my life ahead of me. i dont feel nostalgia i feel the future. scary asf. yerrrr she may be older than the beatles but that doesnt mean shes vintage! its just elderly armenia - OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG finally a bopaso to get my molars chompin. armenia is such a good country in this contest like omfg they never miss truly. i LOVE this wall of noise. its a bit of a boring pick but like in this semi its so good right now. chomp chomp CHAWMP. this is not glendale, this is the fuckin LAND!!!!! everybody cheered everybody clapped etc etc etc slay slay slay
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Post by alexeh on Aug 30, 2022 17:11:12 GMT 1
juliana - another song in the long line of songs that won juliana nfs despite only being okay. this has grown on me a bit its quite cute actually. but still. juliana has sm better in her. the approval messages every edition must be so insane. only for... this end product i dont think. agnidemon. hugs 4 this. its okay. tropical swish swish wee woo loona hula hoop beats its very hold music. they are so real in this mv like... yassss me in spain. lidl saucy. its a vibe its cyoot!!!!!!!
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Post by alexeh on Aug 30, 2022 17:14:24 GMT 1
shetland islands - BOG OFF oh my fuckin GOD. its such a fuckin bore. i mean she spilled with that part at least. the rest... O-O i mean its okay but this is SCFFSCIBDSFE. that is. song. contest. forums. fantasy. song. contest. inspired. by. digital. spy. fantasy. eurovision. what part of that does NOT make sense to u. whats not clicking. no bc ur making me ANGRY.... bad fuckin girls. bad girls. ITS SUCH. A FUCKIN BORE. we dont need them anymore i promise.
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Post by alexeh on Aug 30, 2022 17:17:38 GMT 1
montenegro - no bc shes so good actually. i cancelled her a bit for homophobia at the time but like in hindsight mother bc gay ppl are so annoying. she mothered so hard on this. THIS is how u do a classic, take notes sharon within temptation indigo COW!!! no one is doing it like goga sekulic. im at the straight pride march with you kweenie !!!!! ily
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Post by alexeh on Aug 30, 2022 17:20:57 GMT 1
turkiye - ..................................................................................................................... i dont know wht i think actually. that chorus hit and i convulsed. and then i was like.. actually. would not be out ofplace in a h&m changing room. serve a lidl bit? parts of this are good parts of it are not i think. shes giving cunt in the music video and shes giving like. c in the song. i guess. issokay! not gonna rly stay with me but i wish her all of the best in her career or whatever
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Post by alexeh on Aug 30, 2022 17:25:35 GMT 1
finland - ég skrifa þetta í google translate svo innsendandi geti lesið það! ég elska sýn þína í þessari keppni. eins og þetta sé svo hræðilegt. ég elska það. ég hata það. það er að gefa allt sem ég vil og vil ekki allt í einu. ég er svo velkominn á creepshow eða hvað sem er. kraftur sem á margan hátt til greina.. ekki hvað varðar tónlistarhæfileika heldur eins og.. já! ef þetta er remixið þá er ég alveg blóðug hræddur við upprunalegan mun ég segja þér það. ég er að heyra í fuglunum!!!! þeir eru að tísta eins og fokk umg. allavega vona ég að þetta sé læsilegt!! soldið. mikið ást
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Post by alexeh on Aug 30, 2022 17:29:02 GMT 1
christmas island - omg we're already halfway through. and WHAT. a way to commemorate. i hope we're all rising for the fuckin national ANTHEM....... anthey... anthem... because this song. is so gender. no this is like the best song i've ever heard whoever knew dami im had it in her. give her the awards. ALL of the awards. musical. bafta. literature. nobel peace prize. lifetime achievement. funniest forumer award 2019 and 2020. what a fuckin moment... she slayed. so much cunt. was served. who else is a lonely cactus as fuck right now?
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Post by alexeh on Aug 30, 2022 17:31:59 GMT 1
malta - i hope he wrote this for antony winter. like its bad but i would love that this is what scffscibdsfe is about. objectively terrible pieces of music with very few redeeming features but like we're having a good time. joshua bassett u get to live on another day. francesco gabbani... get back into the ocean buh BYEEEEEE!!!
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Post by alexeh on Aug 30, 2022 17:35:50 GMT 1
khanty-mansi autonomous okrug - im so glad khanty-mansi autonomous okrug has gone from sending the problematic heathen eartheater to someone with a squeaky clean unproblematic record!! i always love to be educated on the past of music and unfortunately i had not had the pleasure of hearing this beatles-inspiring peace before now. but im obsessed. mandy moore is so multi talented very few people in this semi final can relate. she can sing. she can write a BOPASO for the ages. she can act. she can DIE in grey's anatomy. and erm... yea maybe that's it but like she slayed in grey's anatomy and she slayed in scffscibdsfe. a crossover that will never be matched.
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