NVSC 8: Semi Final Qualifiers Press Conference

[Daniel]

ANDORRA


Host: "After failing a few times, Andorra is back in the Final!"

Natalia: "Oh my god thank you so very much! We love the North
Vision Song Contest since years and it is such a pleasure to be one
of the participants in such an amazing competition!"

Host: "Yeah yeah, original statement."

*then the host chooses a man with glasses and a sealand flag*

Stranger: "OH MY GOD. I can't believe that you qualified
over my sexy home country Slovakia. You are not even Andorran!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? GET OUT!"

*the security gets him out of the room*

Ángel: "Well uh... we will reply to this anyway.
A few years ago, we were really successful with out songs in
South America and Spain. But after this, that success has come
to a low. RTVA kindly asked out management if we were interested
in participating in the North Vision Song Contest.
And here we are now with Andorra in the Final!"

Host: "I believe I know that guy who raged. But
whatever: Let's draw your final position!"


*all members grab for an envelope together*

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ANDORRA WILL PERFORM IN SPOT #11!

[George]

Russia is in #23

[Vaios]

May 28, 2014 17:53:47 GMT 1 Daniel said:

LIECHTENSTEIN WILL PERFORM 18th! Thanks Gäa

Nice. I'm fucked up.

[Vaios]

May 28, 2014 17:57:58 GMT 1 𝐴𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑎̀ said:

May 28, 2014 17:49:31 GMT 1 Vaios said:

All of the songs are uptempo but I prefer Andorra before me

As Andorra is a very boring song people will fall asleep and won't hear the Norwegian song ...

LOL Poor Denmark  

[Daniel]

SWEDEN

Host: "And after their only fail *cough*trololol*cough*,
Sweden is back in the Final with Ulrika! Hey, welcome!"

*Ulrika stands up and enjoys a photoshoot*

Host: "Yes, the man over there please."

Man over there: "Hej Ulrika! Thanks for bringing Sweden
to the Final again. Do you think the power of the animal could
bring us our second victory?"

Ulrika: "RAWR, I am sure we have chances. I mean,
Sweden is awesome! Who would not vote for us?"

*the host chooses a dark haired woman*

Dark haired woman: "Liis Luumpalsalukapaalismänismind
from the Estonian hipster magazine "pask #yolo" here. Congratulations
for qualifying. We really love your song. Would you ever think
of touring in Estonia?"

Ulrika: "We actually planned a tour around Europe after
this song contest! Estonia is one of the countries we will visit
and I can't wait to see you again there!"

Host: "Put first, let the fate decide your position."

*ulrika stands up again and enjoys another photoshoot, then picks*

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SWEDEN WILL BE IN SPOT #07 IN THE FINAL!

*a disappointed moaning goes through the hall*

[Rick]

May 28, 2014 18:05:46 GMT 1 Daniel said:

ANDORRA WILL PERFORM IN SPOT #11!

We have a winner.

[George]

#07 no

[Rick]

May 28, 2014 18:17:34 GMT 1 Daniel said:

Liis Luumpalsalukapaalismänismind

That sounded more like Finnish lolololololololololol

[Vaios]

Only one spot for the second half left.

[Daniel]

MOLDOVA

Host: "And welcome back aswell Moldova!"

*the host looks at angelika and jérémy who seem to be half naked*

Angelika: "OMG WE MADE IT AGAIN HAHAHAHHAA OMG hfidijfjiffd"

Jérémy: "lololololol we're sexier than slovakia *burp*"

*the host is confused then chooses someone with a question*

Someone with a question: "Every time Angelika is participating
for Moldova, the country qualifies. And she cannot do it without French
men! Haha! Angelika, what did you feel when you qualified?"

Angelika: "I don't really know I was drunk and stil am lololol"

Host: "OKAY ENOUGH! Who gave you all that alcohol?"

Jérémy: "We don't care because we're awesome!"

*then he tries to puke in the bowl but the host quickly takes it*

Host: "I... think... I should draw their number..."

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MOLDOVA WILL PERFORM SECOND!