Episode 5
Mirë se vini në Shqipëri!
Minsk, BelarusThe EuroFest ended, we gathered in the hall of the arena and talked with Uzari and (in her way) to Maimuna. It was a difficult choice to make : should they follow us or should we wait for a final decision from Lukashenko?
Anton being a true democrat, proposed a vote. We all agreed to that and voted by raising our hands. The result was incontestable because only 2 people didn't want :
Logan and Maimuna.
Logan because he hated the song and Maimuna because Uzari didn't have
time to tell her what the vote was about.
Uzari : This is the first time ever that I have to choose between two things in a voting! It's fun!
"Until now it was Lukashenko or Lukashenko"
Uzari was happy to be welcomed this way, and all together we sat on our seats in the bus. Uzari and Maimuna sat next to each other and it was funny to see them communicate in Russian and in violin all the way through our trip to Europe.
Because the next country we are going to visit is... Yes... It is Albania!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Franck - Who screamed?
Christian AT - It's
Vaios! Don't you remember the relationship between him and Herciana Matmuja?
Vaios - No no and no! I wont go to Albania! I wont risk another time! After that horrible fly to Malta! And I can't believe that everyone loved this terrible plane!
Eke - A plane is a plane! We want only one thing : don't let it crush down!
Vaios - And you think that with a giant metallic Herciana head on the plane it isn't dangerous?
Eke - As long as it is not an Indonesian or a Malaysian airline!
Indonesia is in the center of many catastrophies : floods, plane crashs, Anggun's score in Eurovision...
We crossed Belarus, Poland, Slovakia (where we were forced to listen a radio that played Mista all-day long), Hungary, Serbia, Kosovo and finally Albania!
What a long trip! I bet it would have been shorter if
Blandine and
Anesović didn't play this game where you strike your friend when you see a Volskwagen Beetle.
As usual we were on time to watch the national selection, the Festivali I Kënges! When we learnt that Alexander Rybak cancelled his participation as opening act, most of us were disappointed.
Logan even cried.
But TVSH is clever and knows what is better than 3 minutes of Alexander Rybak : 20 minutes of Just for Laugh, Christmas Edition! In a Muslim country yes!
Next year : Santa Claus in Afghanistan!
We made a trip through history for the night : oh! A song from the 80s! Oh! A song that was already oldfashioned in 1972! Oh! A song that we could see represent Portugal in 1968!
And after this festival of divas with brushings and old men telling stories, we had to wait for the last singer to find the winner!
Herciana Matmuja : It's funny! Last year when I won I was the first singing!
Vaios - Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
Aless - Herciana!
Kenajabam - What are you foing here?
Herciana Matmuja : It's evident no? I watch the songs with you! I knew you would come!
Vaios suddenly ran and hid. It took hours to find him! He was hidden in a fridge!
linux620 - There's a fridge here? Why?
Elhaida Dani : To stock bottles of wine! Now move! I have to celebrate my victory with a little drink!
linux620 - There is no mämmi?
Elhaida Dani : No we only have good things inside this!
Elhaida got immediatly knocked out by a flying Nokia.
She woke up five hours later, surrounded by
𝐴𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑎̀ and
ESCIliasMANL (Inactive).
Elhaida Dani : Where are the others?
𝐴𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑎̀ - I don't really know! They all wanted to try your wine but they have gone too far!
ESCIliasMANL (Inactive) - Only the two of us didn't drink anything!
𝐴𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑎̀ - Well... I did but I threw everything up so I guess it's like I didn't drink at all!
Elhaida Dani : Oh my god! It's all my falut! We must find them! It's our destiny!
𝐴𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑎̀ - Yes! And we will look for them
in the next episode!