Episode 25
Welcome to the United Kingdom!
Berlin, GermanyAnn Sophie, with some troubles, walked toward us, but highways are dangerous and she missed to be hit by a car three times. When she arrived, she seemed happy and immediatly asked for a cigarette.
Ann Sophie - Smoke, pollution... I can't live without that!
Laimis - We used to have cigarettes but Lisa Angell took them all because she said that at our age we shouldn't smoke. I'm sure she smoked them all.
Ann Sophie - And where is that Lisa Angell?
Talitha - Somewhere in the woods. She has a serious case of Germanophobia.
Ann Sophie - Ok I can understand this... But the fanbase of Eurovision is German and I can't see any aryans here... Is it normal?
Talitha - They're drinking in a bar.
Ann Sophie - This is normal. Except that is everyone here?
Talitha - No the Greek representative is talking to her banker and
ESCIliasMANL (Inactive) has gone because I humiliated him in a rap battle where we talked about Anouk and Samira Said.
ESCIliasMANL (Inactive) - I'm still here and the battle is not over!
While the two Dutchies turned their gangsta rap music on and continued their battle, we took a plan of the city.
Mordecai - Why is it written "American area" on the district we currently are?
linux620 - *sigh* Who bought a map from 1945?
myloxyloto - So that's why it was cheaper? Fuck it I'm gonna slay the seller's face.
Christian NO (inactive) - We don't have time for that. Thank god I have a super gps map application on my double glazing iphone 7 + with real diamonds arround.
Anesović - We know that you Norwegians are all rich bastards no need to show your money off.
@eurovisionchristian - lol sorry for being a superior race. Unlike you disgusting poor Southern Europeans.
Asi - I might be poor but at least I'm not a ginger.
Stop being mean to gingers. Gingers have a soul. Gingers deserve love and respect. This was a message from the International League of Gingers and People with Freckles.
When everybody was about to fight,
Aliya intervened.
Aliya - I know you're all pissed off but we have lost a whole group so you better shut your asslicker mouths and organise to find them!
Obediently, we separated into different groups : the forest group, the bar group and the bank group, and each went in a different direction.
Forest group
Lead obviously by Molly Sterling, the Forest Group investigated every trees of the German capital, until they found a park where there were high chances to find the only person in the world that still believe that Germany can be dangerous : Lisa Angell. They penetrated inside the park, and saw something round in a tree.
αndreas - Oh look there's something round in that tree.
@bowdown - How does it look like?
αndreas - It's like two bowling balls in an old-fashioned curtain.
Lisa Angell - Old fashioned? I'm a model bitch! And my dress is a 2013 creation by Jean-Paul Gauthier so please!
Bank group
Lead obviously by
Christian NO (inactive), the Bank group investigated every bank of the neighbourghood to find the Greek not-MILF-yet lady. After 5 unsuccessfull attempts, including one where they had to flee because the banker thought they were commiting a burglary...
Asi - It's all missunderstanding! I just said I was from Burglaria!
... They found Maria arguing with a banker about her debts staggering. We told her gently that we didn't have time for that and that when she gets her money from Eurovision participation, she would be able to pay her bills. She accepted, the banker sighed.
Bar group
Lead obviously by @fizzyfrost, the bar group investigated one bar before finding all our German lads in a pitifull state. With the very helpfull help of the breasty blonde waitress ,that took much of
Sel's attention, we made them all come back to reality. When we were about to leave, with the totality of the Germans suffering a headache, we saw
Sel receiving a punch in his stomach by the waitress because he "looked too much at something he shouldn't".
Bus group
We gathered all at the same time and got prepared to leave Germany. We all had the same sigh of relief when we left Berlin, because some experiences there were meant to remain there. We drove through Germany, then what used to be Germany, France, and when we arrived to Calais, some of us were very impatient, because it was the first time they used the Channel Tunnel. We entered the tunnel on the right side of the road and quitted it on the left side. We quickly joined the city that is way-worse-than-Paris-and-you-can't-say-the-contrary-or-I-don't-tag-you-anymore : London.
Sadly, it was hard, like in Berlin, to find Electro Velvet, the duet that represents the country, because everybody was in the streets celebrating the birth of someone that is already richer than you : Charlotte Elizabeth Diana. We tried to speak to each other but the canoons covered every single noise. Even
Aliya couldn't express her anger.
One more time, we weren't in the best situation.
Cologne ? Or was it just an example ?
