Episode 1
ΠΠΎΠ±ΡΠ΅Π΄ΠΎΡΠ΄ΠΎΠ²ΡΠ΅ Π²ΠΎ ΠΠ°ΠΊΠ΅Π΄ΠΎΠ½ΠΈΡΠ°!
Copenhagen, DenmarkUnder the beautiful Danish rain, a group of young people are settling in a bus. Let's enter inside to discover what they are doing!
Franck - 36, 37! 37? We are more than last time? Even you
LittleDemon came? I thought you were in prison?
LittleDemon - I escaped last month! By the way if we find a policeman don't be shocked if I put a wig and glasses and if I ask to be called Maria : it's normal, I'm hiding my identity because Interpol is looking for me.
Franck - We will remember. Has everyone put their suitcases in the bus?
Julian - No! There is no more room! Someone brang a huge Hadise sex doll that takes up all the space!
Franck -
Kerem couldn't you deflate it?
Kerem - Never! It's either there, either next to me in the bus!
Aliya - We hardly all fit inside so either you deflate it, either I burst it!
Kerem - No! Don't burst Hadise! I'll do anything!
It would be a pity to see it explode no?
- Anyway why did you bring a Hadise doll?
@hvdstrcbcbr - I don't think anyone here wants to know
fabbi.
Franck - Ok guys! Most of you were here last year for better or for worse, certainly for worse, so I will be short! For the second time in a row we were officially asked by Jon Ola Sand to bring all the Eurovision artists to Vienna. Don't ask me why he chose us, even I don't know.
Because it's the less expensive way to do!
After this conversation, I turned the key and we started our first travel. 5 minutes later, 3 people wanted to pee, 2 were sick and
Daniel and
Talitha were already fighting because of Angela Merkel.
It was the good time to show the little improvements I bought to the bus thanks to our brand new sponsors. Now we have a longer bus, with toilets, an infirmary and a an isolation room.
Everyone was thankfull, especially
Daniel and
Talitha, because being locked in the luggage compartment is quite uncomfortable.
In the beginning the trip was calm, not to say boring, mainly because our too mood setters were trying the isolation room, but quickly that peacefull harmony was broken when we entered in German territory.
The massive German community in the bus clapped their hands, sang
Deutschland schieΓt ein Tor and wrote "Brazilian tears" on their bottles before drinking it 7 times.
nick - Is it a custom?
Liev - No! They are proud because they won the football world cup.
nick - Football? No! They won the soccer world cup!
Liev - We use the word "football" here.
nick - Stupid Lithuanians.
Liev - They are German
nick - It's the same nazi communist hippie freedom-hating country.
Murica
then sang his national anthem, followed by all the Germans who sang their and by
Talitha who was back from the isolation room, who also decided to sing the Dutch anthem because "The Netherlands should have won".
They only calmed down when I threatened to call Ruslana if they did not stop. Don't tell them but I don't know her phone number. In fact, we don't know where she is since we left her after the Putingate.
I just hope she's alive.
@douzepointa - I wanted to ask a question since we were in Germany but I couldn't. Where do we go now?
Rick - To the sky! You and I! Betifel!
@douzepointa - Another wants to try?
Rick - You don't understand! We're going to Skopje! Hu hu!
@douzepointa - And?
Rick - And last year the Macedonian representative was Tijana! Hu hu!
@douzepointa - And?
Rick - And in the song she says "Where do we go know? To the sky you and I beautiful!" Hu hu!
@douzepointa - ...
Rick - k u hav no humor am teh kween of joks pls
This briliant conversation was stopped by a scream and a sudden braking.
Sel - Can't you warn when you stop? I lost 4 teeth!
Franck - Blame it on
Christian NO (inactive)!
Christian NO (inactive) - You were going to hit a deer! I was forced to scream!
Tias - Is it dead?
Franck - No it has gone!
Tias - Oh merde! I could have cooked it!
Christian NO (inactive) - But why do you French eat all the animals on the Earth?
"If something is edible, eat it".
It seems that tonight we'll have to eat something that did not die on the road.
We crossed Austria and the Balkan peninsula and finally arrived in Skopje! Just on time to watch the Skopje Festival!
Or maybe too early.
At least we had time to find a seat for everybody. Half of the group were bored to watch the show so they left outside to smoke.
Matt was taking notes for his following national selection for NVSC,
Jan was supporting Viktorija Loba and
π΄ππππΜ was sleeping all night long. Finally, Daniel Kajmakoski won and
Jan was pissed off.
After he sang again his song, we met him offstage. Our first Eurovision singer was in!
