Episode 2
Merħba għall Malta!
This episode was made in collaboration with :
Skopje, MacedoniaWe spent the week in a hotel in the city and visited with our guide Daniel Kajmakoski.
Matt wanted to see Esma RedΕΎepova, but after the terrible events related to our meeting with her last year, nobody shared his desire.
Lele pls
Because some people wanted to watch Malta Eurovision Song Contest, we had to shorten our stay in Skopje and prepare to move to Malta. When all the clothes, toiletries and sex dolls were put inside the bus, we left Skopje for Albania's coast. After 2 hours driving,
Daniel decided to act like a diva.
Daniel - I hope we wont have to take a ferry! I hate it! My beautifull and precious hair can't bear this horrible oceanic air.
Rick - Dan pls
Daniel -
bech pls am teh quen
Rick - no am teh quen
Daniel - no am teh quen
Rick - no am teh quen
Daniel - no am teh quen
Rick - no am teh quen...Jess - They are not wrong! Remember how
Kerem threw up everywhere when we took the ferry! Maybe using a plane would be better?
We all came to an agreement. Fine! We weren't far from Tirana, in Albania! There would certainly be an airport there.
We arrived in the Albanian capital 30 minutes after we took this decision. It was true : there was an airport! We all left the bus and walked to the building.
Vaios - I just hope we wont meet Herciana Matmuja! I don't want any catastrophy today!
Laimis - Oh look it's Herciana Matmuja!
Herciana Matmuja - Helloooooooooo!
Vaios - Oh fuck!
Herciana Matmuja - It is nice to visit me! You have seen my beautiful airport?
πππππππ - This airport is yours?
Herciana Matmuja - Yes! The Albanian government gave me a lot of money as a gift for promotting tourism in Albania in my music video for One night's anger!
I am the queen of the beaches
Herciana Matmuja - And with all this money, I bought all Albania's airline companies! I am very rich! And sometimes with my friend Tijana we make battles with planes, because we also bought the army's planes, and we try to destroy eachother! We have a lot of fun!
Vaios - Can we leave now?
Herciana Matmuja - Oh please no! You're my guests! Wanna some coffee?
Everybody : NO!!!
Jess - We're in a hurry! We have to take a plane to Malta!
Herciana Matmuja - You were lucky to find me! I can lend you a plane if you want! My company flies all over the world!
πππππππ - Really? Thank you so much!
We were all thankfull, except
Vaios, still doubtfull, and we stored our suitcases in the plane.
We all found a seat before the plane took off, except
Sel who forgot the safety belt and was propelled in all directions. When stability came back,
Sel looked for the teeth he had lost, while
AnesoviΔ laughed.
Anton -
Vaios why are you still grumpy? Wasn't it nice of her to give us a plane?
Vaios - Are you serious? Have you seen that plane?
Anton - I don't see anything wrong!
Vaios - You must be kidding! We're ridiculous!
Anton - If you talk about the plane design, I find it quite original!
Vaios - No! It's ridiculous! And Herciana is megalomaniac!
Anton - Megalomaniac? How can you say this?
Megalomaniac? Let me laugh!
We arrived in the sunny Maltese archipelago; all fine except
Sel, who still was bleeeding after his incident.
Asi - How do we do to go to the MESC stage? We don't have any bus?
Franck - We brang our bus in the plane! Look!
I pushed a button, and Herciana's big metallic mouth opened to show our bus!
Rick - Incredbel!
We set our GPS and we quickly arrived next to the Malta Shipbuilding.
Mordecai - Hey! It's funny! They used the same for Junior Eurovision Song Contest!
We were on time to watch the show, full of bad songs, according to
Logan, who also noticed a lack of sexiness.
Logan - I can't wait for the Slovak selection.
Nobody wanted to disappoint him so we kept secret that Slovakia didn't participate this year.
Who could imagine a contest without Mista or Dominika?
The show was mainly composed of commercials...
Mordecai - Hey! It's funny! They used the same for Junior Eurovision Song Contest!
... with long interval acts...
Mordecai - Hey! It's funny! They used the same for Junior Eurovision Song Contest!
... and finally what a surprise Amber won!
This is brilliant. Amazing! Also, I'm flattered that I'm the token American. 
