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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2016 18:17:25 GMT 1
I FUCKING SWEAR TO YOU THAT I WAS CONSIDERING SENDING CHRISTINA GRIMMIE HERE
SHE WOULD BE DISQUALIFIED
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WORLD
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2016 18:18:20 GMT 1
BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES I LOST ANYWAYS
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Post by ✨ Forrest ✨ on Jun 22, 2016 16:43:50 GMT 1
WEEK 6 COMING RIGHT UP!After the eviction of  Chrissy Costanza, everyone was on edge.  Tom Daley, currently facing the wrath of Caitlyn Jenner's comments, was crying after Caitlyn put "Onision's ****boy" on his face when he woke up.  Michal Szpak said "You're lucky I'm in court back and forth for breaking your jaw the first time, Caitlyn. This is enough of torturing poor Tom."  Zara Larsson was resting on orders from the hospital when she heard Michal and Caitlyn arguing. She said on her megaphone provided by Big Brother "Can you two just stop it? Michal, she's not worth more prison time after the show. You already have 6 months after the show, don't get yourself into more trouble."  Elva Hsiao was comforting  Polina Gagarina, who for some odd reason became emotional. Only Big Brother knows what they were talking about.  Conchita Wurst was playing video games with Alex DeLarge.  Jelena Karleusa stormed into the sick bedroom, where Zara is resting, and took her megaphone. Zara said "What the hell was that for? I need that since the doctors at the hospital told me to rest!" She didn't respond, just threw a middle finger at Zara. After she left, Conchita took the megaphone from Jelena and gave it back to Zara. "I hope you feel better soon."
The head of household challenge consisted of hot dog races.
HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD/NOMINATION CEREMONY RESULTS:
Caitlyn Jenner wins head of household. Jelena Karleusa is safe. Elva Hsiao is safe. Michal Szpak is safe. Alex DeLarge is safe. Zara Larsson is safe. Tom Daley is safe. HoH Caitlyn Jenner names Polina Gagarina and Conchita Wurst as nominees.
POWER OF VETO COMPETITION RESULTS:
HoH Caitlyn Jenner, as well as nominees Polina Gagarina and Conchita Wurst were required to compete. Also, Jelena Karleusa, Elva Hsiao, and Zara Larsson were selected to compete. The winner of PoV is.... Caitlyn Jenner. After Polina Gagarina and Conchita Wurst stated why they should be saved, Caitlyn Jenner uses the PoV on.... Conchita Wurst! She happily names Tom Daley as her replacement.
EVICTION VOTING:
Conchita Wurst votes to evict Polina Gagarina. Elva Hsiao votes to evict Tom Daley. Jelena Karleusa votes to evict Tom Daley. Zara Larsson votes to evict Polina Gagarina. Alex DeLarge votes to evict Polina Gagarina. Michal Szpak votes to evict Tom Daley. As the vote is tied 3-3, HoH Caitlyn Jenner votes to evict.... Polina Gagarina! Big Brother will arrange your spot in the jury hotel.
After the eviction, the remaining housemates watched song contest recaps.
NOTICE: If you were already evicted, you can choose to follow the storyline further or ignore the tags from now on.
Comments are gladly appreciated and Fast Forward will be posted at the earliest Saturday.
HOUSEMATE PLACINGS:
9: Polina Gagarina (poor noobchicken/Jury)10: Chrissy Costanza (poor ari)11: Molly Pettersson Hammar (poor bronsie)12:  Josje Huisman (poor jens)13: Molly Sanden (poor cj)14: Onision (poor me/Walked Out)
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Post by Tufkai on Jun 27, 2016 11:17:22 GMT 1
What have I missed since I withdrew? Thank f**k Onision went first  |
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Post by ✨ Forrest ✨ on Jun 27, 2016 14:16:14 GMT 1
What have I missed since I withdrew? Thank f**k Onision went first Follow the whole thread and you can see the drama that consists of Zara getting sick, Caitlyn picking on Onision's replacement since he walked out, not evicted, and many more. I'll probably post fast-forward week later today  |
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Post by ✨ Forrest ✨ on Jun 28, 2016 5:52:36 GMT 1
FAST FORWARD WEEK COMING RIGHT UP!
After the eviction of Polina Gagarina, the remaining housemates had a party. As usual, Caitlyn Jenner was picking on Tom Daley. Eventually, he had enough and was admitted to a psych ward 5 minutes away from the Big Brother house due to having a mental breakdown.  Jacob Zuma, the host, got tired of emergency crews coming to the house so he hired a private medic team and police force to be present. If a situation occurs where a housemate needs emergency assistance, they can covertly take them to the appropriate facility without the media attention.
He had a meeting with the housemates (and Zara Larsson on Skype due to staying in the sick bay for one more week to rest). He said "First Zara, Caitlyn, and Michal. Now Tom had a breakdown. Caitlyn, for the love of the show, stop picking on him. He replaced Onision, but no need to be rude to him for no reason at all. When he is released from the hospital, you better be on your best behavior or you will be in the dungeon."
The HoH challenge consisted of trivia questions.
HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD CHALLENGE/NOMINATION CEREMONY RESULTS:
Zara Larsson wins head of household. She names Conchita Wurst and Elva Hsiao as nominees.
POWER OF VETO COMPETITION RESULTS:
HoH Zara Larsson, as well as nominees Conchita Wurst and Elva Hsiao, are required to compete. Also, Michal Szpak, Jelena Karleusa, and Caitlyn Jenner were selected to compete. The winner of PoV is..... Conchita Wurst! After Conchita Wurst and Elva Hsiao state why they should be saved, Conchita Wurst uses the PoV on.... HERSELF! HoH Zara Larsson names Michal Szpak as her replacement.
EVICTION VOTING:
Jelena Karleusa votes to evict Elva Hsiao. Alex DeLarge votes to evict Elva Hsiao. Tom Daley votes to evict Michal Szpak. Caitlyn Jenner votes to evict Michal Szpak. Conchita Wurst votes to evict Michal Szpak. With a vote of 3-2, Michal Szpak is the seventh housemate evicted from the Big Brother house! He will be transported to a South African jail until the end of the show.
After the eviction, Caitlyn and Elva played Strip-Uno.
NOTICE: If you were evicted, you can either choose to follow the storylines further or ignore the tags from now on.
Comments are gladly appreciated and week 7 will be posted at the earliest Friday.
HOUSEMATE PLACINGS:
8: Michal Szpak (poor max/Jury)9: Polina Gagarina (poor noobchicken/Jury)10: Chrissy Costanza (poor ari)11: Molly Pettersson Hammar (poor bronsie)12: Josje Huisman (poor jens)13: Molly Sanden (poor cj)14: Onision (poor me/Walked Out)
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Post by Sel on Jun 28, 2016 6:40:53 GMT 1
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Post by Boyan08 on Jun 28, 2016 8:15:21 GMT 1
Will ever that Caitlyn exit?  Jelena Karleusa for the win! |
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Post by Christian AT on Jun 29, 2016 11:16:51 GMT 1
 Caitlyn Jenner "Why can't we vote out Alex? Really everybody hates him and I dunno why he is still here. I and Elva, together with Conchita and my fabulous bae Jelena should be in Top 4 of course." |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2016 14:17:49 GMT 1
After the eviction was held, Alex took a bath and reflected upon the recent events.
"Like usual, hardly anyone have actually acknowledged my existence. I think that more or less every damn bratchny in this entire building hates me, as a matter of fact. Especially that Jenner veck. The only interesting event that have occured in the last few weeks is the eviction of the Russian baboochka.
But I digress. There's after all just a few weeks left on this experience, and hopefully I'll manage to win! I can't wait to come home to the good ol' flatblock with me pockets filled with cutter."
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