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Post by Eke on Nov 15, 2019 21:42:09 GMT 1
 Episode 2 • Death by Sex  click the logo to watch the recap Welcome back ghouls!We also want to welcome a very special guest judge this week, it's none other than Kim Petras! ( Alper)  And remember: we're not here to judge your taste in music. Everyone's entitled to their own and it's all subjective. We are only here to judge the choices you make as they relate to this competition and the challenges put before you. The results and critiques will be posted soon. |
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Post by Julian on Nov 15, 2019 22:00:22 GMT 1
If we call your name, please step forward!Poppy Corn Feralia Chlamydia You are all safe. The rest of you represent the tops and bottoms of the week. The critiques will be posted soon. |
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Post by Eke on Nov 15, 2019 22:03:53 GMT 1
Slasher Sasha  First up, Slasher Sasha. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow. Junglepu$$y: This is just dark electronic to me. And not even good dark electronic at that. The connection to the category is also just, questionable, I guess? I don't think it's absolutely terrible, but it's not... Good. Donatella Versace: Dark yes, but where’s the sexy? I really want to appreciate this but overall it’s just there, nothing stands out. Sorry amore. Elvira: The song was sexy enough I guess, but jesus christ was this song boring. The chorus was a drag and the vocals did nothing to ease the pain. Honestly the only positive was the music video in my opinion, it was a solid one time watch. Kim Petras: Hm. This is a mess in general. The mixing of the song is really awkward and the flow is really distracting to be honest. So sorry to see this happen, didn’t expect it from you. Krampu$$y: This was a choice babe. I got no sexy vibes from this song at all. None of the lyrics, apart from one line, are about sex or even love I'd say and while the song isn't bad, the vocals and the instrumentation are not sexy either. The only real connection to the theme was the video and that's just not enough for me, since this is a song competition at the end of the day. |
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Post by Julian on Nov 15, 2019 22:08:57 GMT 1
Fondall Kats  Next up, Fondall Kats. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow. Kim Petras: Girl this is how you do IT, sweetie! I definitely am dead by sex while listening to your song, it made me bald and so you did an amazing job! Embodied the theme perfectly, and a song that is both gorgeous and iconic. Well done. Krampu$$y: I really liked your song this week and not just because I'm a slut and enjoyed the gays. The lyrics, the sound and the video all fit the theme and sounded sexy, seductive and intimate, which is what this challenge was all about. We stan a redemption! Elvira: I'm not going to lie, this song got me a bit hot and bothered. The song was extremely sexy and portrayed the emotions of lust nearly perfection. Good job this week, a much needed step in the right direction after last week. Junglepu$$y: I really, thoroughly enjoyed this one. I'm glad you've stepped up your game this week, as of course we all know last week wasn't your strongest showing. This week proves that you are definitely one to watch, in my opinion. Absolutely keep it up. Donatella Versace: Oh Dio... What an interesting contribution from you. Loved the lyrics, exactly what I expected for this challenge. A glow up! |
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Post by Eke on Nov 15, 2019 22:12:02 GMT 1
Hella Wahnsinn  Next up, Hella Wahnsinn. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow. Elvira: The lyrics to your song are undeniably sexy, and I really enjoyed it while listening. However, this song was held back just a bit from blending in with other songs. Next week bring something that stands out and you may have a shot at winning the challenge. Krampu$$y: This week you gave us a beautiful entry. It had perfectly intimate lyrics and a sound that I found quite relaxing. I'm not sure whether this entry necessarily stood out above the rest but it's a good song nevertheless. Donatella Versace: Really liked the static music video here, it’s sexy as fuck. Also the song is pretty good. Keep it up bambina! Junglepu$$y: I liked this, but I can't say I was crazy about it. As it relates to the challenge, it's a decent fit and there's not much really negative to say about it overall, I just think there's room for improvement. Kim Petras: Stunning, spectacular, eat it, shit on it etc. This song gives me all I want. The overall vibe of the song is stunning and fits the theme perfectly. |
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Post by Julian on Nov 15, 2019 22:15:59 GMT 1
Mathew Horrod  Next up, Mathew Horrod. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow. Elvira: After last week I was really looking forward to what you were going to bring this week. And man was I surprised... at how much of a let down you sent? BANKS is a solid artist overall, a bit unoriginal but solid, and she's got lots of fantastic songs in her discography and many of them about sex. But this song was just not one of her better tracks. Donatella Versace: Ouch. Not my cup of tè at all... The song is “dark and sexy”, but it’s just not enough. I’m convinced that you can do better. Krampu$$y: Last week you gave me exactly what I wanted to see, this week, however, your song doesn't meet my standards. Similar to Fondall last week, I felt that your song was very average and nothing I consider to be memorable. Additionally, I don't find the lyrics particularly sexy. It's not a terrible submission overall but I expected more from you. Junglepu$$y: I like and respect BANKS as an artist, but this particular song has never really been one of my favourites. I think it's kind of bland and forgettable and I honestly think that you could've chosen another BANKS song that would've fit this category just as well, if not better, and been actually good. Kim Petras: I actually enjoyed this! I love me some Banks and this song is not an exception. This is straight up my alley. |
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Post by Eke on Nov 15, 2019 22:19:57 GMT 1
Donna the Dyke  Next up, Donna the Dyke. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow. Kim Petras: Bitch you know we stan. I actually think the message of your song fit the best to the theme this week, although the song itself fell a bit for me. It doesn’t really matter though, as it’s still really dark and quirky and mysterious and I’m digging it. Donatella Versace: Dark and sexy, what I wanted to hear this week. Absolutely love the moans. Also the music video looks scary da morire. That’s a great improvement. Krampu$$y: After the trainwreck last week, I'm glad that you sent something better for this challenge. You executed the theme perfectly and your song was great. Hope you stay on this level and don't fall back again. Elvira: This song is almost filthy its so sexual. And the song bops as well. However, this song struck me as a little bit unoriginal. Junglepu$$y: Glad to see we made the right choice by not exterminating you last week. It seems the extermination definitely taught you a good lesson, and as much as I enjoyed your suffering last week I also enjoyed your entry this week. Good job! |
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Post by Julian on Nov 15, 2019 22:24:10 GMT 1
Genna Cide  Next up, Genna Cide. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow. Krampu$$y: While the sound of the song fits the challenge, I'm not sure the lyrics really do. I only found one or two lines really "sexy", most of them sounded more romantic than sexy and the challenge wasn't to send a cute love song. Apart from that, your song was decent but nothing extraordinary. Junglepu$$y: You took a bit of a different approach from the others who mainly interpreted dark as more electronic and went for a rock song. That's great and I'm all for that. The song isn't bad per se, but lyrically I'm not seeing the sexiness that we were looking for. As it only fits one half of the challenge you were given, I'd say you shouldn't expect much this week. Kim Petras: Well, this was... something. It’s a cute song, but was that really what we were looking for tonight? I didn’t really get it, sorry. Donatella Versace: This is...okay? Sounds a bit dated but the lyrics are captivating. I’m kinda confused. Definitely an original choice from you ragazza. Elvira: Your entry this week is in the same neighborhood as last week, but I'll be honest, this was a miss. Not only was the song a bit of a mess, my biggest issue with this song was the lyrics. They read more as a love song than a song about sex. It missed the mark on the challenge. |
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Post by Eke on Nov 15, 2019 22:27:38 GMT 1
Pisa Garbits  Next up, Pisa Garbits. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow. Elvira: Using French was a fantastic choice this week. Not only is it often seen as a "sexy" language, but the song itself was full of sex down to the bass line. The vocals also were overwhelmingly sexy and had me sweating. A lot. My favorite of the week. Donatella Versace: Damn amore... You snapped. French is the sexiest language and you proved it with this incredible song. I’m impressed, congratulazioni! Kim Petras: Two words, yas hunni! The song is absolute gorg and unlike your name, it’s nowhere garbage! Tu as définitivement le goût, chérie. Krampu$$y: Your song was the most interesting this week, in my opinion at least. It took a bit to grow on me but there's no option but to love the instrumentation of your entry, especially as the song progresses. Apart from that, you fit the theme obviously, a complete success! Junglepu$$y: I don't think this is a 100% perfect fit, but I really really liked this song regardless. It's got such an amazing progression and there's almost nothing negative I could say about the song itself. It's just that I didn't necessarily think it was the absolute best song for this particular category. It fits, but not as well as some of the others. |
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Post by Julian on Nov 15, 2019 22:32:44 GMT 1
Kurayami  And last but not least, Kurayami. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow. Donatella Versace: Meh. This is very middle of the road. Great voice but that song sounds... dull. Shame for you bella. Junglepu$$y: This was a - how do I put this - choice. It's honestly quite basic, bland and boring and does it fit the category? I wouldn't really say so. Elvira: This was not sexy. It seemed to be more empowering than sexy in my opinion. On top of that, the song just sounded incredibly dated and generic. I felt like this is something that'd play on the final episode of a netflix show that wouldn't get a second season. The song was just a bad choice in nearly ever regard. Kim Petras: Actually I enjoy this unlike some others. It’s a good song and fits the theme to be honest.. Sure it has its flaws but it sounds great in general and I stan. Krampu$$y: While I've known this song for a long time already and quite like it, I don't think it was a good choice for this challenge. I agree with your explanation of the song but I wouldn't come to the conclusion that this was a sexy song. Most of the song is about taking over power and being wicked, the sex part is rather short and small, which is why this song doesn't really connect with the challenge. |
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