PLANET POPLANDIA [JULIANA #32]

[agni]

10) ROSSE
rosse sings about being the main character #relatable

[agni]

RECAP

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how to vote
IN THIS THREAD, post your ranking, 12 pts for ur first, 10 pts for ur second, 8 pts for ur third, 7 pts for ur fourth etc until u get to ur last (1 pts).
HOWEVER, there is a twist... you can double your points by DEFENDING ur ranking, with 1 sentence to 1000 sentences, and if ur defence is VALID in my eyes, ur points will be doubled
for TOO LONG national final voters in the fantasia contest have commited robberies... exactly 20 EDITIONS AGO, when maiah manser was robbed of a qualification. this is why i want your votes and defence for all to see. do not be a coward and cower behind google forms or a poll, express yourself with ur CHEST out and ur FOOT forward.
also if you are not a participant in fantasia #32 ur votes will NOT be counted (you know who you are...)

[justin05]

NOVALIAN RANKING
01 i'm so hot - this is the type of song kim petras wishes she could make. chrissy and this banger of an instrumental really make it work.
02 darbuka - the way this song combines trap/hyperpop and traditional turkish drums is really entertaining. I would say I could türkiye sending this in nvsc but I feel like that would jinx it
03 takutá - sometimes you just gotta let the song speak for itself. it's got this special charm to it where you can immediately figure out what it sets out to do, and I commend it for that.
04 not a friend - it took me a little bit to realize this singer was from thailand, cuz the singer's name sounded familiar but I just couldn't place it!  anyways, the song is pretty well produced, aside from that weird low "do-no-no" noise used in the bass.
05 pussy killed the trapstar - chase icon like we all know her and love her. the bratz rv is very appropriate for this song.
06 main character - the production SLAPS but the song just feels too short. having listened to the timeslot and the itunes preview, knowing its 2 minutes long, I'm afraid I've already heard it all!
07 padam padam - I love kylie, and this isn't bad necessarily, but she's had much better. the vocal arrangement does that thing where you think it's gonna be in one key but it switches up and it's actually in a different key. I think I worded that the wrong way but whatever. also the beat is just that one generic line used in 90% of the UK house music scene.
08 new bottega - most of the song is duckwalk-worthy, but ma'am that timeslot made it look horrible... 
09 cheeks - i really don't know what to say. siri really let herself go huh
10 candyland - I've heard this same beat line in at least 50 different cat music-type songs. it may already be stale.

[uhsting]

12 - TAKUTÁ TA-TAKUTÁ, TAKUTÁ, TAKUTÁ, TAKU-TÁ-TÁ
10 - Cheeks POP OFF!! mainstream singers will be dying to be as good as ha!!
8 - Darbuka it's serving cvnt and this is rare for turkish music industry.
7 - Not A Friend great melody and interesting instrumental.
6 - Pussy Killed The Trapstar instrumental slaps. love ha.
5 - Main Character production is decent but it kinda aged
4 - I'm So Hot it's alright x
3 - New Bottega not feeling this oop
2 - Padam Padam not kylie getting the slap house treatment <_<
1 - Candyland meh

My defense for TAKUTÁ to get double the points is that she is a dancing queen and I can never dance like her!

[fromawindow]

flagcorrhea Cinestra has voted!

12 Kylie Minogue - duh BAWPPPPPP this needs to win bc this is supposed to be at fc and bc kylies truly the queen of poplandia
10 Eftalya Yağcı - oh this bopsssssss the voice is perfect for this song. a TRUE ass shaker.
8 Chrissy Chlapecka - basic pop but done really well, that chorus WHEWW
7 Only Fire & Chase Icon - LMAOO real
6 Chase Icon - it’s really good…but bang my body is better.
5 Shay Lia - i’ve probably just over listened to it but over time I’ve realized this is a little too sparse. still a bop tho
4 Torrenn Foot ft. Azaelia Banks - azaelia is good but the track itself is just fine. it’s serviceable
3 Eva Timush - oh naur I get why this is here but idk the verses are kinda bad so that makes the banger chorus worse.
2 Rosse - far too tik tok for me
1 Sorn - also far too tik tok for me

[João]

Jondelsian Votes

12 points - Kylie Minogue - Padam Padam - SUBLIME, PERFECTION, AMAZING! I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE ADJECTIVES TO DESCRIBE THE MOTHER BANGER THIS IS!
10 points - Chase Icon - Pussy Killed the Trapstar - This is so good! Chorus and instrumental bops so damn hard!
8 points - Rosse - Main Character - Love this song! The vibe of it is GREAT!
7 points - Only Fire, Chase Icon - Cheeks - Great song! Chorus is so addictive!
6 points - Eftalya Yağci - Darbuka - It's good. Great combination of elements btw.
5 points - Torreen Foot ft. Azealia Banks - New Bottega - Good, but Azealia has better.
4 points - Chrissy Chlapecka - I'm So Hot - Pretty decent, but it kinda lacks something for me
3 points - Eva Timush - Candyland - I mean it's decent, but she has WAAAAY better. Verses are meh imo.
2 points - Shay Lia - TAKUTÁ - Song-wise, not my cup of tea, but is decent, it has grown up on me lately.
1 point - Sorn - Not a Friend - Not bad, but it is sooooo basic.

[agni]

ALL DEFENCES ABOVE ARE VALID, THEREFORE ALL GET DOUBLE POINTS TO GIVE.
CURRENT POPLANDIA RANKING AFTER 4 VOTES

1) Eftalya Yağcı 68
2) Kylie Minogue 60
3) Chase Icon 56
3) Chrissy Chaplecka 56
5) Shay Lia 54
6) Only Fire, Chase Icon 52
7) Rosse 40
8) Sorn 32
9) Torren Foot, Azealia Banks 30
10) Eva Timush 16

[Kinoshita!]

Namimori ranking served by Angele Anang cuz yes:
Shay Lia - Takutá: This is fresh and original serve right there. She came here to save us, what a savior.
Eftalya YAĞCI - Darbuka: Torlovan realness. This makes me want to shake my ass so much.
Chase Icon - P*ssy Killed the Trapstar: An electric banger. May the p*ssies conquer the fantasia (as they should).
 Kylie Minogue - Padam Padam: A real bop. A real queen. But other three songs are real better so oopa
Torren Foot feat. Azealia Banks: Interesting song. I love Fashion and this song sounds fashionable. The only thing not so fashionable is probably the lyrics video but who cares about that (me apparently - lmao what a hypocrite)
 Only Fire & Chase Icon - Cheeks: Chase Icon is so talented and dirty at the same time omg I have to stan. In general, Cheek > P*ssy but seems like the P*ssy is better here.
 Sorn - Not A Friend: Not this bish refused to be in Singing Man just to participate in another NS. Sorn, count your days before your passport got canceled. It’s a nice Sorn song - she has better one (1) and worse ones (>1) so ok ig.
 Rosse - Main Character: Nice song. Her title suggested that she would be a main character here but apparently, she is not. At least she is not a random ordinary background character so nice for her.
Chrissy Chlapecka - I’m so Hot: She says she is so hot which I can see why. However, for the song… Hello Naïka, can I order for your hot Sauce to season this song please?
Eva Timush - Candyland: Her previous music is already bland but this… /insert Where is the flavor gif/ I would rather grab for some random cotton candy sold in my local market than go to your candyland.

[agni]

ALL DEFENCES ABOVE ARE VALID, THEREFORE ALL GET DOUBLE POINTS TO GIVE.
CURRENT POPLANDIA RANKING AFTER 5 VOTES

1) Eftalya Yağcı 88
2) Shay Lia 78
3) Kylie Minogue 74
4) Chase Icon 72
5) Only Fire, Chase Icon 62
6) Chrissy Chaplecka 60
7) Rosse 46
8) Torren Foot, Azealia Banks 42
9) Sorn 40
10) Eva Timush 18