Post by Franck on May 26, 2013 16:44:57 GMT 1
Welcome to the Rambo Amadeus Awards!
Global
Rambo Amadeus Award of the worst winner :
Running scared
Rambo Amadeus Award of the worst artist that we recycle, wishing it will be as good as the first time but... Well... :
Dana International
Rambo Amadeus Award of the worst joke entry :
Copycat
Rambo Amadeus Award of the least interesting life :
C'est ma vie, telling Evelina Sašenko's uninteresting life
Rambo Amadeus Award of the worst Sopho :
Sopho Gelovani
Rambo Amadeus Award of the country that will never qualify for the Grand Final :
Czech Republic
Rambo Amadeus Award of the big 5 country that would never be in the final if it was not automaticaly qualified :
Spain
Rambo Amadeus Award of the worst Ukranian female singer :
Verka Serdučka
Rambo Amadeus Award of the worst song including words in Rromani :
Pred da se razdeni
Rambo Amadeus Award of the country that try to get 12 points from France by adding 3 words in French, in the title it is better and singing the rest in english, greek or german :
Sweden, with La voix
Rambo Amadeus Award of the proof that Europe is full of old people :
Buranovskie Babuški
Rambo Amadeus Award of the country that is ashamed of its mother language :
Azerbaijan
Rambo Amadeus Award of the greatest friendship :
Cyprus and Greece
Rambo Amadeus Award of the screaming girl that finishes in the top 10 :
Rona Nishliu
Rambo Amadeus Award of the country that fans realy would like to participate but will never :
Liechtenstein
Rambo Amadeus Award of the meaningless title of a winner song :
La, la, la
Rambo Amadeus Award of the ecologist/pacifist song that make want to pollute and declare the war to the whole world :
What if
Rambo Amadeus Award of the worst pseudo-opera song :
It's my life
Rambo Amadeus Award of the worst participation from Thomas G:son :
Waterfall
Rambo Amadeus Award of the worst local language :
Rromani
Rambo Amadeus Award of the song that should not have won in 1969 :
Boom-bang-a-bang
Rambo Amadeus Award of the singers (and they aren't many) who succeded in his musical carrier... So much that everybody have forgotten that they participated in the ESC :
t.A.T.u
Rambo Amadeus Award of the worst semi-final song from (a) Turkey :
Love me back
Rambo Amadeus Award of the worst desguise :
Cezar
Rambo Amadeus Award of the reason why Azerbaijan is ALMOST always in the top 5 :
Corruption
Rambo Amadeus Award of the country full of blond women :
Iceland
Rambo Amadeus Award of the worst song from Alyona Lanskaya :
Solayoh
Rambo Amadeus Award of the songs that have more politics-centered commentaries than critics about the song, on their youtube page :
Armenia
Rambo Amadeus of the less credible couple :
Esma & Lozano
Rambo Amadeus Award of the worst A-A girl :
Andrea
Rambo Amadeus Award of the song that makes propaganda for a country :
I love Belarus
Rambo Amadeus Award of the worst contest :
Türkvision Song Contest
Rambo Amadeus Award of the worst song from a host country since 2006 :
Mamo
Rambo Amadeus Award of the worst song talking about flying things :
Butterflies
Rambo Amadeus Award of the song that don't make you want to shine :
Shine
Rambo Amadeus Award of the country that does not deserve to be (almost) always in the final :
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Rambo Amadeus Award of the ugliest scene design :
Copenhagen 2001
Rambo Amadeus Award of the carrier that died when the artist participated :
No angels
2013
Rambo Amadeus Award of the worst British accent :
Roberto Bellarosa
Rambo Amadeus Award of the artist that have been chosen more for his/her sex-appeal than for his/her singing talents :
Zlata Ognevitch
Rambo Amadeus Award of the less original songtitle :
Shine
Rambo Amadeus Award of the artist name that you cannot say without making an oral mistake :
Eyþór Ingi Gunnlaugsson
Rambo Amadeus Award of the country that does not want to organize the contest in 2014, viewing the entry they sent :
Greece
Rambo Amadeus Award of the trolling country :
Belarus, for making a national final where the winning song is not selected
Rambo Amadeus award of the longest and most painful syllabe :
Lonely planeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Rambo Amadeus Award of the country who prefere singing in English instead of its mother language this year, last year, next year, and like every year :
Azerbaijan
Rambo Amadeus Award of the worst live performance in Eurovision in Concert
Macedonia
Rambo Amadeus Award of the most unattractive man :
Bledar Sejko
Rambo Amadeus Award of the most unattractive woman :
Esma Redžepova
Rambo Amadeus Award of the band members that you never see :
DJ Manian and Yanou
Rambo Amadeus Award of the country that thinks "In Baku we had a super ranking, we are the best, we have the best songs, the malediction is over, now we will trust the highest heights of the eurovision song contest", and that won't get more than 3 points this year :
Spain (Finaly got 8 points)
Rambo Amadeus Award of the videoclip that try to make more viewers by adding half naked guys and young girls without much clothes :
Igranka
Rambo Amadeus Award of the song that, when you listen to it, make you think "They have made a national selection with semi finals, with great and well-known singers, with talentfull people, with beautiful songs... And they finaly chose that???" :
Here we go
Rambo Amadeus Award of most secret the internal selection, so secret that it would be easier to look for the security's council nuclear weapon codes than to look for who chose the artist :
United Kingdom
Rambo Amadeus Award of the stupidest controversy :
Denmark, accused of putting SS uniforms to the back singers.
Rambo Amadeus Award of the worst televisual selection :
Armenia
Rambo Amadeus Award of the most epic rehearsal :
Montenegro
Rambo Amadeus Award of the lest expected qualifier from the first semi-final :
Lithuania
Rambo Amadeus Award of the least expected non qualifier from the first semi-final :
Serbia
Rambo Amadeus Award of the lest expected qualifier from the second semi-final :
Armenia
Rambo Amadeus Award of the least expected non qualifier from the second semi-final :
Israel
Rambo Amadeus Award of the least deserved rank in the final :
Germany, and its 21nd place.
2014
Rambo Amadeus Award of the worst song from Italian Switzerland :
103 parole
Rambo Amadeus Award of the former ESC participant who should have never tried to represent Switzerland in 2014 :
Daria Kinzer
Rambo Amadeus Award of the song that should have qualified in Swiss final, making us think that the jury chose the finalists randomly :
I'm not afraid
Rambo Amadeus Award of the song that should have represented Ukraine :
neAngely - Courageous
Rambo Amadeus Award of the country nobody wants to withdraw :
Bulgaria
Rambo Amadeus Award of the worst French song :
Ma liberté
Rambo Amadeus Award of the show nobody watched on February 1st (first super saturday) :
Eurovizijos : 8th heat
Rambo Amadeus Award of the song that should have represented Finland :
Top of the world
Rambo Amadeus Award of the worst Spanish song :
Seguir sin ti
Rambo Amadeus Award of the Icelandic singer you are happy he/she did not win because learning how to spell read and write his/her name before May 6th would be a miracle :
Sigríður Eyrún Friðriksdóttir
Rambo Amadeus Award of the worst song revealed on February 22nd's super Saturday :
Cake to bake
Rambo Amadeus Award of the trolling country of the year :
Russia - Announced a national selection for December 31, then pushed it to March, then announced an internal selection in March, then presented the artists one week before the deadline
Rambo Amadeus Award of the council of television that broke the record of cannabis consumption before choosing internally a song :
Georgian television
Rambo Amadeus Award of the worst song talking about rising:
Rise like a phoenix
Rambo Amadeus award of the country that once again will not qualify:
Latvia
Rambo Amadeus Award of the worst song talking about a cake :
Cake to bake
Rambo Amadeus Award of the song which should not have been translated, or at least should not have been added more lyrics in English:
Zemërimi i një nate
Rambo Amadeus Award of the worst song :
Cake to bake
2015
Rambo Amadeus Award of the country that definitely doesn't care about Eurovision :
Russia : "Let's say nothing until the deadline, we will see after"
Rambo Amadeus Award of the country that prefers JESC 2014 over Eurovision 2015 :
Bulgaria, "at least here there are no semi-finals where we can flop"
Rambo Amadeus Award of the singer approved by Roman Polanski, DSK and Pedobear :
Anita Simoncini
Rambo Amadeus Award of the quota :
Bojana Stemenov and Pertti Kurikan Nimipäivät
Rambo Amadeus Award of the happy topic :
Wars, dead children, pain
Rambo Amadeus Award of the country that should have come back next year when we see this year's entry :
Cyprus, for One thing I should have done
Rambo Amadeus Award of the least original title :
Heroes (David Bowie, Tove Lo and Conchita pls)
Rambo Amadeus Award of the country that thinks "After all the fails, it's finally our time! We're the fans' favourites! We are going to win the Eurovision Song Contest and finally make our country proud", but will get beaten by Sweden :
Spain, who's again a favourite but will end like Soraya.
Rambo Amadeus Award of the revamp that was confided to someone who doesn't want to qualify :
Beauty never lies
Rambo Amadeus Award of the head of delegation who registered on the forum before choosing an artist :
Lukashenko, before adding Maimuna to Eurofest
Rambo Amadeus Award of the lullaby you're sure your son will sleep after having listened to it :
One thing I should have done
2016
Rambo Amadeus Award of the useless accessory :
A Danish athlete
Rambo Amadeus Award of the least original title :
Miracle
Rambo Amadeus Award of the singer who looks like a cosplay :
Captain Hook
Rambo Amadeus Award of the most embarassing moment :
French spokesperson Elodie Gossuin singing "Youhouhouhouhou"
Rambo Amadeus Award of the country expected to do better than usual, but that failed once again :
Croatia - "It's top 10 material!"
Rambo Amadeus Award of the country that remembers his glorious past with melancoly :
Ireland
Rambo Amadeus Award of the deep quote :
Hurray sing it lalalala! Hurray say yay yay yay!