ClassifiedCat reviews for edition two point five of song contest forums fantasy song contest inspired by digital spy song contest
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wow... what an OPENER!! i had no clue what miss ariel was saying but... i felt it thoroughly in my soul like she had a message and a point and i appreciate that of her
02
I mean... this is a slay a slay a SLAAAY!! unfortunately for miss manizha this song did not do the esteemed song contest forums rounds, but this is just the main MOMENT
03
this is practically the best song i've ever heard. its rly simple and intellectual and if you don't get this than you're just not intellectually gifted. she brought a piece to us that made us stomp our feet in the ground to chant along to her nationalistic dance
04
i mean... this is SERVING but she's not really serving me CUNT, you know what i mean?? do you get how i feel... when i should be feeling as if i am in 3008, i instead feel as if i am in 2016. shrug
05
now THIS.... this is EVERYTHING!! when i organised my meditation sessions on the song contest forums discord server where everyone is welcome and unbiased, ARIA is the lady whose work i was following. from beginning to end i felt as if i found my inner equilibrium.. there are no flaws here, this is simply beautiful.
06
aren't you a stinky synthy lady??? sabrina girl u have had some GREAT work done to your music, but this feels like a bit of a downgrade?? she's hopping onto a trend which i've mostly gotten bored of and she's not doing it flawlessly. in fact, there are many flaws in this song. i hope she can go back to making GOOD music...
07
i feel rly bad but... im not a FAN... i know that yanela is telling me a story of how the days of the week work, and knowing my sleep schedule, i really need a refresher every now and then. this is nostalgic, this is camp, but it is NOT nostalgic and camp. no no no. but bless ur heart for trying
08
now miss girl... did you not get the memo when you were told you were submitting an entry for song contest forums fantasy song contest inspired by digital spy song contest ?? there is a REALLY high bar you have to meet in this contest, and ten good seconds are not enough when the entire song falls flat on its face the rest of the way through... honestly i'm a bit livid u did this actually. when you're able to give us quality come back and try again
09
there really isn't a lot to say here?? this is just fine, it's a bit flat but there's not much to it. for such a BIG collab, i was expecting something a little... better? i don't know, maybe i am just too wishful after seeing so many other balkan queens in this final... kinda moldy.
10
No we're not having Kim Kardashian for Artsakh. It's her great-great grandfather that's Armenian. The ancestry is too far back to be eligible. You should be EMBARRASSED. I know ur trying to pull a inna vktm for austria but you ain't getting one over me... i see through your game. you come in here and give us an undeniable bop, but it is also undeniably not eligible
i think shprot needs to bring this lady to armenian bootcamp immediately to forge some passport documentation... i ain't having it
11
this song makes me so fucken angry... this was the song which subjected us to a one hundred and twenty second timelapse of klaipeda in the now deceased europa festival. that was one of the darkest moments of my life. she really thinks she's fly, she's doing something here that's going to make her camp and hip with the girls, but all she is serving is youtube cannon fodder i'm afraid. there was a time i liked this in 2020, but those days are LONG gone. go back to youtube hit contest mystical song contest where you BELONG...
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no no no i'm not having it... miss sharon doorson has given us a song that is so cheap, and i think that's what the sender was going for?? like i get it, there's a target audience for this. if i were a nicer person, i would have been in that audience back in 2014!! actually i think i was idk... but today, i'm just not feeling the vibes... we wanted GUAYA.
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now THIS is how you do it ladies. this is RETRO. this is FIERCE. this is READY for me to eat it up!! following in my dear sister
agni 's footsteps, i came home from a well needed BREAK away from the song contest forums only to see that my fridge has been plugged out. i open my fridge, and inside it there is the song nenorim but po viena by ruta loop. disgusted, i turn around and look in my hot press. my hot press is WARM. my hot press has all the spices, all the soups, my herbs, my salads. and then i see che'nelle's i fell in love with the dj hidden at the back of the cupboard. i smile to myself, knowing that i have taste.
14
ok SO.... ladies buckle up because this song sends me on a rollercoaster of opinions... this is a HIGHLIGHT okay this is a HIT but it just drags on for TOO LONG!! for instance, i think if we had this song in half the time... this would be a
WINNER... but she just keeps on singing and when i hit my head against the table counter and i collapse onto the ground, vatra is still playing in my head. i think this is the soundtrack i want at my funeral actually.
15
no but u dont understand im obsessed. as a radical edgy filthy leftist kid in nicosia who wants to open my mind up to a communist echo chamber, this marxist-leninist feminist and anticapitalistic piece is what gets me through my day. i no longer need to have a deep hatred for those different to me, when krista papista educates me on what it means to be a woman. i am not in her shoes, no i am not, but she tells her story like nobody else can. i appreciate how open and visual this one is. i am waiting to see THIS in nvsc
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who said this was ok
who ?? probably alex e. h. jumping in the green room as the only non finalist, but other than that, i don't know what you were thinking. the song isn't BAD, okay? i admit it. it's an alright song. i'm just not WOWed here as much as i am with other HIT agnes sensations... it's that type of song which is always bubbling in that
to fourteenth place in my ranking kind beat. maybe in two years i will believe that this is the best song i've ever heard. i hope agnes enjoys her contest fame while it lasts. we know what happens in 365 days...
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LMFAOOO stop when you see this here after so many years you realise how funny camp and adventurous this is. dare i say, ahead of its time? these girls are getting their LIFE and that crusty MAN isn't ruining the vibe so much... i'm thinking art gallery, i'm thinking museum, i'm thinking milan paris new york london bandar seri begawan CATWALK!! now... if this doesn't bring us to kazakhstan i don't know what will ??
18
i have risen for MY national anthem... damn this is just so good, so emotional, so raw and yet so talented?? i rly appreciate your bravery stepping up into this arena, it's a tough one. the quality here is immaculate. the material? made in heaven. if this doesn't win i don't know what y'all are on??
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Lᴇꜰ you are such a dumb bitch you beautiful person. this grew on me from the semis to the final actually!! like she was a cute bawp, i was moving my hips from side to side but i was NOT standing up in my chair like i was for belgium's hit... i think you need to keep focusing on how you want your entries to best represent you, because this as it stands is doing a great job!! everyone remember to follow your local restrictions, eyes are everseeing.
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this is one of the worst songs of all time i have ever heard. you should be embarrassed, ashamed, in fact... i don't know if i will be able to speak to the sender once i see who did this. it's that serious. i feel it in my bones that this is either antony chante or logan... and once the lights go off, trust and believe my hands will be swinging. i will not be responsible for my actions. and also the fact that Y'ALL voted this in the final ?? we coulda had
... we coulda had
... but no you decide to bring in a girl that's licking a bathtub.
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i am YAWNING!! back in dsr when this was there, i said this was okay, it was fine, there's not a lot going on but i see it. unlike some other girls here, i don't think there's much going on here ?? i'm feeling really flat, like imagine a 7up but flat. and if a 7up is flat that means that you're sick... i'm not kidding that's scientific fact. so by conclusion i think that lola indigo and danna paola alongside denise rosenthal have a lot of work they need to be doing if they want to be in the good books...
22
what a bawp... i'm on fire when i listen to this like you don't get it this is rly good... however, i'm a bit BORED. this feels very late to me, and myss keta has many much better pieces that you could easily find in her catalogue on spotify dot com... nonetheless, i can't make the music not bop, and my inner techno gay berlin drug addict era is coming when i hear this. this wouldn't be a piece for the boilerhouse, but it would be a piece for a cute midsized club not too far off of the mitte district...
23
this is CAMP, AHEAD OF ITS ERA, STUNNING, SPECTACULAR, meghan thee h&m retail manager would stock this on her shelves. this reminds me of the time i was flying from london to kuala lumpur and we went in some turbulence. after doing some googling, i found out that that day was the same day as the release of this song. if that wasn't a sign from god then i don't know what is ?? james sweetie you rly need to send this to nvsc if you actually manage to confirm. i don't know what i'm going to do without ivana brkic in my life once the results are posted tonight... she is my mom
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ok so this is a bit evil but i have to be honest here... i don't really... remember this?? like, i remember it being SOLID and i remember liking it, but once the 3:37 are up (do full listens) and i hit the x button, i instantly forget the melody, the chord progression, the heart, the soul, the vivaldi of this song. when i go shopping, i don't want a cheap ass primark bag that's going to break apart after six days. i want something long lasting. enduring. reliable. lola marsh sadly did not have any of their qualities. i'm sure after this edition i will come back on this and say this is the best song of all time, but as a closer, i'm really not feeling as much as i should ??
it has been brought to my attention that user chickenfromkiev also known as
alexeh is the ONLY user not to have any songs in this finale? isn't that sad
in honour of her loving memory, i have decided to dedicate two reviews for her two entries just to make sure she is not left out... what would scf know about excluding people anyway
this was an intellectual send. a very good one!! i came to the realisation as soon as i submitted my votes that jump25 is indeed an actual location, and berenice is essentially advertising that piece. i can imagine all the fun games you can play at that camp, you can play rounders, tag, jenga boom, maybe even pop out into an austrian schlager charts peak of 26 type beat of jump25... i think the stars are aligned for miss berenice to go far. are we going to remember half of these songs after the final? no of course not. i'm just going to block them out of my mind, it's refreshing. but berenice.. i'm rly going to keep her deep inside my thoughts for years to come
ok bestie wtf is this are you on drugs or are you high on life because either way this brought me down into the pits of despair, desperation and utter contempt for the justice system of the world. if there was ANY justice in this world, this would not have won the fantasia contest. the milk has been expired for years now. i hear that if you take a sip of 'eagles', you die. is that what you want for us? do you wish murder upon us? is that something you think you are okay with? can you live with that on your conscience?? i don't know if you can...
i will also give a very brief review on chickenfromkiev as a person because they are one of the kindest little slags that i know and they should be protected at some costs (
made several points subtract from her scf social credit score)... you are amazing, you need to keep doing you and maybe if you try hard enough, you can come thirteenth in the semi final. if ur rly lucky you may even get rigged into the final
wouldn't that be just amazin
thank you as well to
Daniel for restarting this contest and edition!! at the time of its pause, my hosting, my life was going through some rough things. is it your business? no, go away. but i hope you all understand this key concept!! so thank you for putting in the time to keep perhaps one of the most fun moments of this community in recent years!!
i will be seeing you next edition