Pohunskan Official Twerk Fighting Championships!

[Logan]

Pohunskan Twerk Fighting

The official sport of Pohunskia was founded 200 years ago by Mista the queen of twerking. Her dynasty lives on through mist the 10th and she runs the games like her mother before her.

The sport was part of the natives culture as a non lethal way to fight and end quarrels within tribes. The Pohunskan people found this very amusing and started to organise the tradition into a sport.

There are 5 different teams in Pohunskia but Mista the 10th wants to make it a worldwide sport.

Teams:

Mista's bum Warriors
The Pohunskan Booty Shakers
The Heavenly Bum Rockers
Mega Butts United
Dimi pls United

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W0ThisHasToBeInTheOlympics

[Logan]

Rules of Twerk Fighting

Twerk fighting is a very simple but highly amusing game and so are the rules.

How a Match Works

Twerk fighting needs one small ring where the two fighters will bash their bums together until they knock their opponent to the floor or out of the arena. Teams consist of 10 people (5 male and 5 female) and one win equals one point for their team. The team with the most points wins. Teams can lose points by breaking the rules. The teams will compete against the national teams until they reach the final and win.

Rules]

1: Twerk fighters can't stop bouncing their butts until the match is over.
2: Using hands or feet to knock an opponent over is not allowed.
3: Trash talking isn't allowed but it happens after the match.
4: A fighter can not go outside the arena.
5: Twerk Fighters can't pierce their bums
6: Players can't sit on their opponents

K anyone want a world championship?

[Maxim]

Equaland wants

[Kyron]

Remember reading this yesterday and laughing my *** off hahaha But(t) don't get me wrong! I respect Pohunskan traditions. Can't wait to see it haha