United Tribes of Te Ao News thread

[Niklas]

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[Niklas]

Rehearsal Images of OMaM!

Today UBOTA published some images of the rehearsal for the teaoan performance at the first semi-final of FC 2 in Kalidonlinn!

Nanna performing Organs

Other Band Members

[Niklas]

WINTER TRIBEVISION CANCELLED
Ubota.ta revealed the shocking news today, that the four-times-in-a-year held music battle between the eight Teaoan tribes and Concilium, our capital will be cancelled. Tribevision Supervision Mr. Niklassón cited too few applicants as the reason. With using TVSC as the Teaoan selection method, people had a reason to participate. The bigger states like Ekruvora or Seksösteri had enough interested artists, but Züüdgazar for example had only a random girl-group, whose singing qualities were worse than their dresses ones and an old throat singer. Therefore ONTS refused to participate. Situations similar to this one happened in Hohonu and Luminärviä. Due to that, TVSC would've had only six more or less amazing participating entries. The host broadcaster (EOS) will be given the right to host the spring edition, which will most presumably used to select the Teaoan entrant for FC #4.

[Niklas]

TEAOAN ELECTION RESULT
LTA Liberal Teaoan Alliance
EPTA Earth Party Te Ao
LNP Liberal National Party
NPTA National Party of Te Ao
SDPT Social Democratic Party of Te Ao
SLP Social Left-Wing Party
SPTA Socialist Party of Te Ao
TISP Teaoan Ideas Supporting Party
TPP Teaoan Public Party

Results


DISTRICT MAP WITH THE PARTY THEY ELECTED IN THE DC

[Niklas]

LAKADAMIAN ENTRY QUESTIONED BY MR. HAETTUSTEINAR
In a talk show this afternoon, Syngjabjoern Haettusteinar, when the talk came to FC, the just elected for once more Teaoan president stated, he bothers at the Lakadamian entry. As a reason he stated, that the Lakadamian Eaoier Aeiou or something similar has too many vowels in her name. He said "Only Teaoans are allowed to have such a big amount of vowels in their names". If this was a joke is still to be confirmed.

[Luiri]

Eir Aoi feels insulted, the Lakadamian HoD calls to the boycott of the Te Aoan entry !

This is an insult to one of our singer, and to the country which will host the Third edition of the contest. Eir Aoi, our current representative. Both Eir Aoi and Lakadamian HoD called to the boycott of the Te Aoan entry, for not respecting the song of one country because of it's amount of vowels in the name of the singer (5 out of 6 letters).

After that, the Lakadamian HoD stated :
"Well, you said that you were questioned about the name of our singer, but does you need The Answer ? No, then it's really useless to make polemics on things that you can't choose by yourself).

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I'm obviously kidding when I said that I'm calling of a boycott tbh.

[Niklas]

Haettusteinar despairs apologizing
In "Good Morning Te Ao" the breakfast television of UBOTA, the Teaoan president stated "the Lakadamian entry thingie was clearly a joke. People who didn't understand that are clearly dumb"
Thousands of people posted a phote of them with a sign stating "I'm dumb" on social networks.
The president of our capital, Celyn Unruh, stated "He forgot to laugh", while the district council head of Te Ao said "He already laughed more". There is a online-petition from some Teaoans though, with the declared aims: "No artists with more than 75% vowels in FC, except they are from Te Ao" "Abolish "Hello" as greeting" "Forbid any kind of giggling" "No more two-letter song titles in FC" The seriousness of the petition is doubted.

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K this is going weird