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Post by Daniel on Feb 16, 2019 10:58:43 GMT 1
 MAIN CHALLENGE
My queens, condragulations for surviving another week! This week, everything is going to be twisted,
as you will have to do the worst you can! Try to play the villain and make the judges hate you.
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Post by Julian on Feb 16, 2019 13:56:59 GMT 1
Krampu$$y
Komar and Melamid • "The Most Unwanted Song"
Recap: 10:22+
Since this song is 22 minutes long and I don't expect the judges to have the time and motivation to torture themselves for that long, I suggest them to listen to the timeslots 3:29-4:05, 13:00-14:52 and of course the recap timeslot mentioned above.
As the title suggests, this song was created to be intentionally bad. The composers attempted to combine the most irritating sounds to create 22 minutes of ear pain and huge annoyance, which they managed successfully. This song includes opera-rap, off-key instruments such as bagpipes and tambourines, children "singing" and annoying country beats. Personally I think this is genuinely one of the most horrible things I ever heard, it includes so many disgusting components that it makes me cringe and it's impossible to get through the whole song in my opinion.
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Post by George J. on Feb 16, 2019 14:28:41 GMT 1
CAND ICE
ICEJJFISH • "ON THE FLOOR" (1:15+)
(S05E04, Golden Garbage)
It's something about cha girl,
that just makes my head wanna twirl,
you got me wanting to tell all them other girls,
theres nothing else better on this world!
the moment i seen her i was in shock
so shocked you would've think that i've just been shot,
shot down right down in this spot.
But too bad this doesn't happen alot.
Oh girl you got me visualizing me on top,
on top of yo hot body while were sweating alot,
alot of time on the clock before we would have to stop.
too bad shes not into that stuff alot,
oh man shes just super hot,
hotter than the sun that's right on top,
on top of our heads oh man there she goes so i had to stop,
and ask her some questions that i had in stock.
She said she want's to take it slow,
im not that type of guy ill let cha know,
when i see that red light all i know is go,
so baby girl lets do this on the floor.
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This song is the epitome of g a r b a g e.. IceJJFish cannot sing at all and the song is not even funny but cringey and horrendous. He is making music, but not like for the laughs, but for real, which makes it even worse. As far as the lyrics "On The Floor" talks about how eagerly he wants to seduce a girl and make her basically a slut, praising the "fuckboy" status. Both lyric and vocal wise this song is one of the worst songs I ever heard in my entire life.
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Post by Josh's Tattoo (Inactive) on Feb 16, 2019 23:54:11 GMT 1
MucLanna
Category is: Golden Garbage (S5 E4)
I have the perfect song that highlights the term "Golden Garbage" what better way than a "Western" Golden gal like Alana Thompson. Also known as..
HONEY BOO BOO!!!!
"With Pumpkin, Mama June feat Adam Barta"
This song is the definition of something that shines in the Bin! Its so trashy but yet the song becomes very infectious (I'm currently bopping away to to it!) this is what you call a "Trash Bop" and Honey Boo Boo is definitely showing it!
ALANA THOMPSON (FT. Adam Barta & Lauryn Shannon) - Movin Up
[0:48+]
Everyone.....
Do the HONEY BOO BOO BOP!!!!!
This Trashy Bop's Lyrics can be seen underneath!
[Intro: Alana Thompson]
L.A. on the track
Hey, y'all, it's me, Alana. Y'all may know me as Honey Boo Boo
Pumpkin, Mama June, Addy B; all my peeps, come sing with me!
[Verse 1: Alana Thompson]
I'm just a small town girl
Living in my princess world
When rainy days give me the blues
I break out my dancing shoes
Started out as a pageant queen
Then on TV doing my thing
Now I'm moving up in the world
New house, fun times with my girls
[Verse 2: Alana Thompson (Adam Barta) {Lauryn Shannon}]
I'm hangin' in the front yard
And everybody be like (Hey, Alana, what's shakin'?)
Jump-ropin', playin' cards
And when I'm ridin' my bike (Honey Boo Boo, where you goin'?)
I love my Mama, June
{Don't forget your sister, Pumpkin, too}
(Had to make some music)
(So we came up with this little tune)
[Pre-Chorus: Adam Barta (All)]
M-m-m-movin' on up
Everybody, join the party, (do the Honey Boo Boo bop)
C-c-c-cruisin' on by
Celebratin', don't be hatin', (do the Honey Boo Boo bop)
[Chorus: All]
Honey Boo Boo bop, do the Honey Boo Boo bop
Honey Boo Boo bop, do the Honey Boo Boo bop
Honey Boo Boo bop, do the Honey Boo Boo bop
D-d-d-d-do the Honey Boo Boo bop
Honey Boo Boo bop, do the Honey Boo Boo bop
Honey Boo Boo bop, do the Honey Boo Boo bop
Honey Boo Boo bop, do the Honey Boo Boo bop
D-d-d-d-do the Honey Boo Boo bop
[Verse 3: Alana Thompson (Adam Barta)]
Got a new place to hang and I'm doin' my Alana thing
When I'm down [?]
Instead, we're moving on up
M-m-m-moving on up
I'm the princess of this castle
(Mama June, the queen of the house)
Went from something to nothin'
I holler and scream and shout
[Pre-Chorus 2: Alana Thompson (Adam Barta) {Lauryn Shannon}]
I love makin' vids for my fans
(Up on your official Instagram)
I'm going to sing and dance
{[?] your who-whole camp}
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Post by ~Rethnas~ on Feb 17, 2019 13:29:24 GMT 1
Reth Gnesa - Wilder
1:50+
This song just screams TRASH for me, the first time I heard this song I knew this would be the perfect choice for a challenge like this one! The vocals just make my ears bleed and the build up to the chorus just sound so terrible (completely off-key well actualy the whole song is off-key and on top of that off-beat) I can’t even listen to this song more than once  But the best part of this song is the amazing chorus, the way she sings the lalalala part (idk if we can actualy call this singing) is so terrible and horendous! Lyrics from this amazing song 
Lalalalala
Lalalalala
Lalalalala la la
Lalalalala
La la lalala
La la la la la la
I want to be moved by the feelings.
I just want to follow the feeling.
Don't stop me. I can be better.
You can go a little bit wilder.
I want to be moved by the feelings.
I just want to follow the feeling.
Don't stop me. I can be better.
You can go a little bit wilder.
Take me higher
Let's get Wilder
Take me higher
Let's get Wilder
I want to be moved by the feelings.
I just want to follow the feeling.
Don't stop me. I can be better.
You can go a little bit wilder.
I want to be moved by the feelings.
I just want to follow the feeling.
Don't stop me. I can be better.
You can go a little bit wilder.
Take me higher
Let's get Wilder
Take me higher
Let's get Wilder
Lalalalala
Lalalalala
Lalalalala la la
Lalalalala
La la lalala
La la la la la la
I want to be moved by the feelings.
I just want to follow the feeling.
Don't stop me. I can be better.
You can go a little bit wilder.
I want to be moved by the feelings.
I just want to follow the feeling.
Don't stop me. I can be better.
You can go a little bit wilder.
Take me higher
Let's get Wilder
Take me higher
Let's get Wilder
Lalalalala
Lalalalala
Lalalalala la la
Lalalalala
La la lalala
La la la la la la
Lalalalala
Lalalalala
Lalalalala la la
Lalalalala
La la lalala
La la la la la la
Lalalalala
Lalalalala
Lalalalala la la
Lalalalala
La la lalala
La la la la la la
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Post by alexeh on Feb 17, 2019 13:35:53 GMT 1
ASHLEY NICOLE FRANGIPANELil Dicky • "Ex-Boyfriend" (2:18+)I don't think this song needs any explanation, but the lyrics are below if it does.
[Intro]
Ayy, what's going on, man?
It's your boy, Lil Dicky
AKA Mr Leftward-Sloping Penis
I got a story for y'all, man
Peep this
Yes sir! A'ight, let's go
[Verse 1]
Now I been dating this girl named Katie, she hot as hell
And her body crazy, vagina shaven and it don't smell
And I don't fall for chickens
But this one a little different, body sickening
Plus, she really good at making breaded chicken
Got me thinkin she the one, man
Even fully clothed, shawty really fun man
Get a lotta hoes, but none of those come close
I swear this the most that I've felt so damn exposed
Oh yeah there's one more thing
And I know this shit gonna sound insane
But I still haven't hit it
I admit it, I wish I was kidding
Never been up inside before
Because she's only fucked one guy before
And though I really wanna boink this whore
She my sweetie 3.14
So I'm stayin patient and masturbating
And now my heart is sorta racing
Cause she said tonight will be the night we do some fornicating
Hell yeah, I'm down, I'm 'bout to go all out
I'm gonna pound that crazy, like an elaborate black man handshake
But on the way to crib, we pass this kid
And he seem to know who Katie is
So I say "Who this?" and she say
"Dicky, this is my ex-boyfriend Jim!"
[Chorus 1]
And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type
But as I'm looking at this dude, I can't believe my eyes
Cause he's the best looking guy that I've seen in my whole life
He's got the thickest head of hair, chiseled jaw, an egregious bod
Man, this the closest thing I've seen to a Grecian god
And now I'm lookin at my chick, cause his dick's been inside her raw (fuck that!)
Aw, damn
[Verse 2]
Man this is crazy
I can't believe this guy used to fuck my lady
I bet he left that pussy ravaged like Haiti
Katie's hugging and squeezing his shoulder blades
And I'm buggin and queasy, this ain't okay
And then they say, "Let's get drinks" so I say "Okay"
Even though I was about to get laid!
Man this muhfucker look like Ashton
Combined wit a lil Hugh Jackman
In other words, he's so damn attractive
So damn tan, he gotta have a little black in him
Now I'm in the back wit him, sippin on some 'gnac wit him
And he payin for it all, he investment banking
I'm acting like I ain't distracted
But I'm reenacting him and Katie bangin'
And now I'm feelin' pissed, so I go and take a piss
Midstream, I look left and guess who it is
And I had to see, and I was mad discreet
And I got on my tippy toes and I took a little peek
"Oh my god becky, look at that cock!"
[Chorus 2]
And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type
But as I'm lookin at his dick, I can't believe me eyes
Because he's got the biggest cock that I've seen in my whole life
And now I'm starin at this dude's soft dick with a lot of hate
Because the shit is plus 8 like Jon and Kate
And I don't know if I can date my girl after tonight
Aw, damn
[Verse 3]
I don't know what to do, dude's dick is really huge
I didn't realize a penis could be so smooth
I know she's missing that, my penis isn't that
I'm looking closer, I think that his dick has abs
Six pack on a dick, now what the fuck is that?
It's so long and thick, It's like a punching bag
I'm saying it's so shaven, head is amazing
Got my dick looking like a raisin
Skin tone insane, man he's hung like Saddam Hussein, it's crazy
What the fuck should I do?
He gotta Ruth's Chris dick, and mine's a drive-thru....
I think it's time to tell Katie my goodbyes
Cause I simply can't survive
After seeing what was in between his thighs
So I tell her
[Chorus 3]
"That this dude's got a dick that I don't comprehend
I had to move my neck to see it end to end
I mean the physics of his dick just don't make any sense
And I think it's for the best if this comes to an end
Because the sex with him must have been the best
And I would say let's just be friends
But I think I would just think about his dick all the time, so goodbye"
Then she told me, "Dicky, I don't really know what to say
Because I dated this dude in second grade
So I don't know about his dick, now let's go home and get you laid"
[Outro]
And then I took her to my crib, and you know that we belly slapped
And I gave her an O like I was selling crack
And when I came, I pulled out and nutted all over her left thigh
And upper mid-section region, you can call that the pelvis
Some would even call that the pubic bone
Leave the pubes at home, making this up on the spot
Fuck you know about it?
I'm about to go papier-mâché my dick and ride it
Aw, fuck, I think I just actually said I was about to
Make a papier-mâché version of my own dick and ride it
And I could understand how that, that could sound gay
But, like, you gotta realize that I was just freestylin'
So like I wasn't really in control of what I was sayin'
And, I mean, 'cause it ain't me, I, I
Real rap I am about to papier-mâché my dick, I won't even lie about that
I got, you know, the ingredients is right in front of me like laid out
Like, no bullshit, newspaper
I don't even know what the fuck you would call that shit, putty I guess
It's about to get real sexual up in here, huh
But I am not gon' ride it, that, that ain't me
I mean that's how I free, it came off the, the, the brain
Yeah, you know, if I, if I was thinkin' that then it is what it is but I, I, I ain't gon' act on it
Heh, you know what I'm sayin', I ain't gonna act on that shit
But I am about to put that shit on the wall, though
The, uh, the papier-mâché, cast mold of my dick, so, there's that
All right, holla at me
Do straight people deserve rights? Discuss. [25 marks]
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Post by 𝐴𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑎̀ on Feb 17, 2019 14:13:49 GMT 1
• TEA-REX •Week 4: Golden Garbage
Peter - "El Estilo de Peter la Anguila" (0:25 on)
 The song ends at 1:10 and is repeated again
Golden garbage coming straight from Cuba! This guy basically sings about him looking like an eel, interesting I must admit.
~ ENGLISH LYRICS: ~
Peter the eel (x2)
I'm Atila's horse
better known as Peter the eel
This is the style of Peter the eel, Peter the eel, Peter the eel (x2)
Hear me mamma, you know who has arrived, that's me
Peter the eel, the master,
the real Pichy Boys
is not the best one
I'm the original skinny legend
and I have no copies. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2019 16:37:53 GMT 1
Timeslot 2:57+
No clue how this song got more than ten million views aside of the meme factor back in 2013, but it's just not deserving any of them and I'm not sure whether laughing or crying out of cringe is the right response.
Reminder that  England sucks !!
"Goodbye" just can not be listened to, it lacks proper instrumentalisation, rhythm, is highly repetitive, the song-writing stems from the mind of a typical forumer leaving the chat for the fourth time this month because his online boyfriend cheated on him while he was on vacation and not even the high usage out autotune can't pitch & move it to its right position. The refrain even starts off-beat.
Click the spoiler for the full lyrics:
Hey
I just wanna say
Goodbye
Goodbye to the people who hated on me
Goodbye the people who loved, me
Goodbye to the people who trusted me
Goodbye goodbye to everybody
Goodbye to the people who hated on me
Goodbye the people who loved, me
Goodbye to the people who trusted me
Goodbye goodbye to everybody
Now I need some changes in my life
Now I need to move on in life
Now is time to say goodbye
Goodbye goodbye to everybody
Goodbye to the people who hated on me
Goodbye the people who loved, me
Goodbye to the people who trusted me
Goodbye goodbye to everybody
Goodbye to the people who hated on me
Goodbye the people who loved, me
Goodbye to the people who trusted me
Goodbye goodbye to everybody
I'm thinking deeply, right, now
My life without you is like, ow
I don't know how to explain, this
I don't why why, it's happening to me
But I just realised
I'm not the person
I used to be
Now I want to leave This city
This bullshit is not gonna happen again
Goodbye to the people who hated on me
Goodbye the people who loved, me
Goodbye to the people who trusted me
Goodbye goodbye to everybody
Goodbye to the people who hated on me
Goodbye the people who loved, me
Goodbye to the people who trusted me
Goodbye goodbye to everybody
Wooh woah
Wooh woah
Yeah
I'm leaving
Goodbye
Life is short
Life is short
Don't waste time, worrying about me
Hold on to the one that cares for you
In the end, they will be there for you
One, day I will make it top of the world
Our memories will be swirled, in the Autumn wind
This is a sign of goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye goodbye to everybody
Goodbye to the people who hated on me
Goodbye the people who loved, me
Goodbye to the people who trusted me
Goodbye goodbye to everybody
Goodbye to the people who hated on me
Goodbye the people who loved, me
Goodbye to the people who trusted me
Goodbye goodbye to everybody
Goodbye to the people who hated on me
Goodbye the people who loved, me
Goodbye to the people who trusted me
Goodbye goodbye to everybody |
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Post by Ｊａｋｕｂ on Feb 17, 2019 16:56:58 GMT 1
^ how is that bad its a masterpiece
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Post by Lᴇꜰ on Feb 17, 2019 20:55:13 GMT 1
Mariah de la Storm
Lil N&A - "Ice Gang"
Recap part: (1:41+)
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