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Post by Daniel on Feb 18, 2019 20:38:03 GMT 1
 The reviews are in!
Here's what the judges had to say about the entries for this week's Golden Garbage Category! |
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Post by Daniel on Feb 18, 2019 20:42:16 GMT 1
 My queens, this week, if you have scored well, you will land in the bottom and if your song
has cringed out and disgusted the jury panel, making them rate your song low, you will be flying high.
Now, if I call your name, please step forward.
Amnesia Scanner
MucLanna
Krampu$$y
Yasmin Renshaw
You are all safe.
The Rest of you represent the Tops and the Bottoms of the week.
Now let's hear for the judges' critiques. |
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Post by αndreas on Feb 18, 2019 21:24:24 GMT 1
 Mullac's Critiques Expect the unexpectable. Ashley Nicolette Frangipane Alex UK Once again you've proven how disgusting you are Ashley! What a horrible song and the lyrics only make it even worse.
Congratulations! | Cand Ice George Okay so, this is a bad song indeed, but it has to be the most unoriginal choice that could be made this week. I mean, 70 million views? After three weeks being just safe I expected more from you, and needless to say that I'm disappointed. | Cœur de Meme Dennis Even though your choice was less unoriginal than Cand Ice's, I still wish you've chosen a less known song, and I also feel like your song wasn't as horrible as the rest.
I expect you to get back on track soon, if you survive this week. | Mariah de la Storm Lefteris Yes girl! I hated this! You made a great choice this week Mariah and I'm so glad to see it! Keep it up! | Reth Rethnas Similarly to Cœur, while your song was indeed bad it just wasn't among the worst. It also was kinda catchy, something that made it a bit enjoable.
Still waiting for your redemption. | Stan Kan McCann William Girl! 4/4! Another great submission from you and you've proven yourself as a huge contender for the crown once again!
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| Tea-Rex Adrià Finally I get to critique you and I have to say that you did amazingly! The song was disgusting and the music video was absolutely disturbing!
Keep up the good work! |
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Post by Alper on Feb 18, 2019 21:39:46 GMT 1
 Rebecca's Critiques Nothing will be as bad as Shemalena's discography but you tried sweeties. Ashley N. Frangipane Alex UK I agree. Straight people don't deserve rights, as this is probably the most HORRIBLE song in the world. Every second of it from the start to the end cringed me and trust me, i even considered closing the video at one point, meaning, you did your task pretty well Ashley! I don't think I have something else to say about your entry tonight. | Cand Ice George Girl I finally got to critique you. Let's get to your song. I think one thing didn't really work in your favour, and it was that your song was a pretty well-known meme and you could've gone much deeper. The song itself, yeah, it's bad, but I don't really think it's on the level as the others. | Coeur De Meme Dennis Aaaah I don't really know what to say about this song. It lowkey bops? It is something we weren't looking for this week. That cost you some points, as I think that a song can't be a bop while being horrendous. I am a bit disappointed, my coeur. | Mariah de la Storm Lef What the?
Bitch, I couldn't bear it for 1 second! I hated it so much that I nearly skipped it in my ranking. Well done! You made my ears bleed. | Reth Rethnas Honey... no. This is rather a bop than a trashy song lmao. Yeah, the production is really messy, but I actually had a great time listening to it, which shouldn't have happened considering this week's theme. You've failed to impress me throughout the season so far, and I'm fearing that I have no hopes in you left. | Stan Kan McCann William Yaaaaaaaaas! This song made me feel disgusted! Honestly, you keep surprising me. This consistency will get you places in this competition. Keep up the amazing work! |
| Tea-Rex Adria SCREAMING. I hated this. He made me frightened and the song itself is probably one of the worst i've heard in my life. I am so happy to be able to critique you for the first time, and I am happy to say, you slayed the week! Keep doing what you are doing sweetie!
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Post by Dylan on Feb 19, 2019 0:45:53 GMT 1
Nene's critiques
Hi gays! While you think you were the worse this week, there's nothing worse than a cock destroyer stealing your man all the time.
Ashley Nicolette Frangipane (alexeh )
Oof honey this song was disgusting. I could barely sit through it and I eventually ended up leaving halfway through it, because a sexy human being like me does not deserve such filth. So with that being said, well done sweetie for sticking with the challenge! You did a great job in finding something that would make my ears bleed.
Cand Ice (George J. )
Hi hunni! While this song is bad, I don't think it compares to the other shit we've heard this week, in fact compared to some other songs this week this was decent. However, I'm a bit disappointed that you went with a rather unoriginal choice. The song has 70 million views and in my eyes quite popular and well known. I wish you would have dug deeper and found something sickening, but that's all I have to say. Not bad, but not great at the same time.
Cœur de Meme (@garameaning )
The same with Cand Ice, I think you could have went with something more unknown. The thing with this song is is that it's not terrible, and it actually made me laugh on a number of occasions while listening to it, so is it really the worst song for me? Not exactly. I see where you're going with it, but it just didn't work well for me. I expect you to come back stronger next week hunty, because I know you have the potential to go very far in this competition!
Mariah de la Storm (Lᴇꜰ )
Omg hunni that was absolutely terrible! Rubbish! How can we as a species allow people like this to make music? This is worse than Kim Zolciak's entire discography and that's saying a lot, I had to skip the song after a short while because it was unbearable! You did an amazing job with finding something as terrible as this, I have to say. I'm very proud of you.
Reth (~Rethnas~ )
Excuse me? Oh no no hunni this is an absolute BOP. The production is absolutely terrible but I cannot sit here and pretend like this song isn't a jam. Like Rebecca said, this isn't a good sign this week, because I found myself listening to the song on repeat! The lyrics are trashy but honestly this was more listenable than the rest of the songs this week. I'm very disappointed, I was expecting something much worse, but instead you serve me with a bop.
Stan Kan McCann (ClassifiedCat )
Ew. Like I said for Mariah's choice why do we allow humans like this to make music? Maybe Beyoncé should kidnap these people too and teach them how to actually sing because that is atrocious. Well done sweetheart for clearly sticking with this challenge!
Tea-Rex (𝐴𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑎̀ )
Oh hi hunny! There's a first time for everything, this is the first time I'll critique you. Honestly what the hell was that? It made me so uncomfortable, I honestly wanted to smash my laptop while watching the video, which is a good sign for you! This has to be one of the worst songs I've ever heard, and I honestly can't believe I wasted my time listening to it. Well done my dear, keep up the hard work!
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Post by Callum on Feb 19, 2019 21:44:48 GMT 1
 Callum's Critiques
I'm back after another short break! Clearly someone has forgotten to take the bins out while I was away... well done I guess?
Ashley Nicolette Frangipane | alexeh
Cand Ice | George J.
Cœur de Meme | @garameaning
Mariah de la Storm | Lᴇꜰ
Reth | ~Rethnas~
Stan Kan McCann | ClassifiedCat
Tea-Rex | 𝐴𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑎̀
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