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Post by Daniel on Feb 26, 2019 9:47:21 GMT 1
MINI CHALLENGE
My girls, the time has come to say everything about your fellow queens that you kept holding back. It's time to read these bitches! Because reading is what? Fundamental.
Reading Is Fundamental
Please post reads about at least 3 of your fellow contestants in this thread. There is no limit to how long or how short they have to be.
Please post your reads in this thread until tomorrow night, 27 February at 23:00CET!
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Post by Julian on Feb 26, 2019 22:23:12 GMT 1
Krampu$$y’s reads Disclaimer: these reads are all jokes and not to be taken seriously x
Ashley N. Frangipane “You really do have Van Gogh’s ear for music, huh?“
Amnesia Scanner “Girl after that horrible Sia entry I wish that I was the one with the Amnesia."
Cœur de Meme “Since laughter is the best medicine, I assume you’re trying to kill us all with your 'humor'.”
Mariah de la Storm “Every time you open your mouth I can just sense Cand Ice’s last two brain cells dying.”
Muclanna “Your entries and your promo picture have something in common: both are cheap and make you look like an early-out.”
Stan Kan McCann “Your track record is cute, „HIGH HIGH HIGH HIGH“. Pretty sure that’s also what the judges are feeling while critiquing you."
Tea-Rex “If good tastes could kill, you’d soon find out that yours couldn’t.”
Yasmin Renshaw “It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.”
Thank you all so much, I can't wait to hear your reads about me being fat!
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Post by Josh's Tattoo (Inactive) on Feb 27, 2019 12:50:50 GMT 1
MucLanna's Reads
The educated bitch has come to read Y'all silly
This is for fun so Please don't take this seriously, because I love you all.......
Ashley N Frangipane
"Now we haven't talked much, but I've heard You do sound a lot like a sheet of Terms and Conditions, that's why I don't and won't give a shit about what you have to say."
Amnesia Scanner
"With that name, it may come across as memory loss, but you can never forget Cand Ice, she will haunt your lack of originality forever! #CandIce rest in peace you cold hoe "
Cœur de Meme
Now you're my Friendly Boo, but I feel like your ego is huge, and you do have a lot to say. But surely your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth
Krampu$$y
"With me trying to be educated. I am learning to how to read, so to learn, I have thought of a lovely rhyme that I would like to read to you. Hurrgh hummph... Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you, actually lets make it two."
Mariah De La Storm
"Now as you 'hopefully' know, You have two parts of a brain, 'left' and 'right'. In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left. Let's all help Mariah and supply her with something she has never heard of before... A dictionary. "
Stan Kan McCann
I'm finding it really hard to find a read for you, but don't you need a sense of a 'real' personality and some sort of 'actual' talent to stand out, your so fake Barbie is jealous.
Tea Rex
"You are my other boo, you have a great personality, good song choices and show great talent. However, like the dinosaurs, they all also became extinct LOOOONG ago. "
Yasmin Renshaw
"If intelligence could hit you in the face, knowing you, you wouldn't see it coming, you can shock me and say something intelligent, but miracles are very rare these days. You and Mariah can start a Dumb Club. Least you then have a sense of belonging somewhere were people will finally understand the shit you both say."
Now remember my hunti's, I'm not insulting you, I'm just describing you. Because I love all of you xoxo (Fails lie detector test)
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Post by ClassifiedCat on Feb 27, 2019 21:07:38 GMT 1
Stan Kan McCann is here, alive and in stereoAshley N. FrangipaneI don't know why you sent Ex Boyfriend in Week 4 given that you've never have, nor ever will be in a relationship in your life. Amnesia Scanner Amnesia Scanner, you are forgetting something very important... originality. Cœur de MemeI already know that you'll fail in this mini challenge since you can't stalk the judges' last.fm's for this week's challenge, mon Cœur.Krampu$$yBefore I start this particular critique, I would like to point out that you've said that you were expecting "fat" reads, so my upcoming read may be seen as somewhat unoriginal. Which Is fitting, since you sent Ludwig van Beethoven. xI fail to comprehend your presence in this room, or in this season. You should've gotten the memo that this season was meant to be Super Queens, because the only super I'm seeing is Supersize Julia from Supersize vs. Super Skinny which I think resembles you more than you think, both verbally and physically. Have a snickers. you're untalented when you're hungry.
Mariah de la StormWe are now at the TOP 8 of DSR S5!
MucLannaI know that I'm known for going missing for many years, but I think what's really missing in this season is your dignity with your song choices from Week 2 onwards. Just to add, your tone was very pointed in your reads, but the real direction you should be pointing to is the exit, as you're going to go home. Tea-RexSongs of a Dime really fit you back in Week 1. To be honest, I don't know why some people thought that it was one of the hardest categories in the week. I knew that you'd do well that week, cheap fits perfectly to both your personality and music taste! Yasmin RenshawYou're worthless, you're ugly, you look like Britney Spears in 2006, you're overrated by the judges every single time, which includes four safes. Every time you send a song on that runway, everyone's like... Yasmin Renshaw, you look terrible! I would like to also honour a queen who has unsurprisingly failed to grace us with her presence in the reading room this season, but deserves a special mention nonetheless for her impact on the season.Cand IceThat is NOT a violin, and that is NOT an indie pop song, but most importantly, you are not HIGH this week, nor any week for that matter, no matter what your delirious mind thinks, so good God get a grip girl!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2019 22:40:18 GMT 1
READING IS FUNDAMENTAL! Amnesia ScannerThey say 'Third time's the charm' and now I understand what I was not able to comprehend all these weeks: With charm they mean your elimination once you sent Björk for the third time, you unoriginal boo.(Actual footage of moi awaiting some originality)Ashley Nicolette FrangipaneYou may not want to believe it, but you have a lot in common with those racist hotel lotions. Halsey, your songs are cheap to produce, smell like chloroform and adolescent boys use them as lubricant substitude.Krampu$$yJunglepu$$y's notorious drag sister. A pleasure to see you miss out on the golden crown as well.Mariah de la StormCondragulations on your challenge win, keep on sending garbage songs until you get your deserved placement.
Oh, and I almost forgot, RethStorm's funeral was dope ♡ MucLannaYou scream filler potential, but unlike botox your songs are not expensive, boo.Stan Kan McCann5A Rua Dr Agostinho da Silva Praia da Luz Portugal 37.0886565°N 8.7308398°W
If you have seen this girl alert the police.Tea-RexYou're so pure and innocent, it'd be too easy to give you Serbia & Montenegro in the Eurovision week and get away with it consensually.Yasmin RenshawMiss Pandershaw.
Stop singing the judges' favourite songs in the dooche. And finallyCœur De Meme
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Post by Daniel on Feb 28, 2019 12:14:53 GMT 1
Wow, y'all bitches are hateful this season!
The winner of this mini challenge is...
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