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Post by Eke on Dec 7, 2019 20:53:31 GMT 1
 Episode 5 • Paranormal Activity  click the logo to watch the recap Welcome back ghouls!As always, before we start, remember that we're not here to judge your taste in music. Everyone's entitled to their own and it's all subjective. We are only here to judge the choices you make as they relate to this competition and the challenges put before you. The results and critiques will be posted soon. |
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Post by Julian on Dec 7, 2019 20:56:59 GMT 1
If we call your name, please step forward!Fondall Kats Hella Wahnsinn You are safe. The rest of you represent the tops and bottoms of the week. The critiques will be posted soon. |
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Post by Julian on Dec 7, 2019 21:01:42 GMT 1
Donna the Dyke  First up, Donna the Dyke. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow. Donatella Versace: Absolutely breathtaking. Your song caught my attention from beginning to end. As a fan of Asian ancestral sounds..I'm totally snatched. The story that goes with it is also very interesting. Congratulations bambina! Krampu$$y: I really loved your entry this week darling. The connection was so different compared to everybody else's, which I thought was a great and unique idea, and the song itself was epic. Definitely a strong showing! Junglepu$$y: Out of all the choices this week, yours was by far the most original and unique. I love the song itself, and the connection to the challenge you were assigned is very strong as well as very unique. Outstanding job! Elvira: Sweetie you’ve been stalling a bit in the competition thus far, but like the Aspera you’ve referenced you took FLIGHT this week. Bonus points for creativity and out of the box thinking in the challenge. |
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Post by Eke on Dec 7, 2019 21:05:51 GMT 1
Slasher Sasha  Next up, Slasher Sasha. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow. Donatella Versace: Mmh well...that sounds different and "supernatural". Do I enjoy this? Not really. It's messy and absolutely not memorable. At least you're kind of sticking to the theme, which is a good thing. Krampu$$y: I don't think this really fits honestly. If you hadn't told me about the vampire meaning, I would've never gotten it. You don't need to go literal every time but in this challenge I think that would've been the smarter move. The song itself is underwhelming too, not terrible but a little bland to me. You definitely need to step your pu$$y up, if you get to live another day. Elvira: Here we are again Sasha, at critiques. And once again, I regret to inform you that your selection this week was not it. Your song was good, and if it had fit the challenge better you’d be safe or maybe higher. However, your connection to the challenge was a bit too much of a stretch. Honey, our challenges are not 4-way stretch to fit your curves. You have to adapt yourself to the challenges. Junglepu$$y: I love me some Jenny Hval, and I think the song itself is pretty fantastic, actually. Its connection to the category however? Kind of a reach. The title alone isn't enough to justify it, the lyrical content just doesn't add up to all that much. Obviously you tried to explain the lyrics, but I think that regardless of how you're trying to portray them, it just doesn't really add up and it's all kind of a stretch to get the meaning you want out of them. |
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Post by Julian on Dec 7, 2019 21:12:06 GMT 1
Pisa Garbits  Next up, Pisa Garbits. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow. Krampu$$y: What happened this week baby? Space is supernatural to you? Are you a flat-earther? I don't understand why you chose this song. Space is a great topic and surely fascinating but not for a week like this ma'am. The contradictory biology lyrics were weird but not necessarily supernatural to me either. The few religious references weren't able to save the song. And the sound itself was rather average. At least last week you sent a great song even if it didn't fit, this week that didn't happen. Elvira: I thought last week was a fluke and once again you’d return to the top of the scoreboard this week. However, your song this week... well let’s just say an attempt was made. It definitely seems like you just took the song you were listening to, said “omg that’s it!!!” and selected it as your entry, making up some random explanation for why you did so we wouldn’t read you to filth. Well, guess what, you kind of sucked at because now we’re gonna read you to filth. And, honestly, I don’t know why you went through the trouble to make something up for THIS song? Like, it’s okay, but even if this connected to the challenge well you shouldn’t have expected a good result. Wake up, Pisa, because right now, you’re garbage. Junglepu$$y: The way you managed to completely miss this challenge was a shocker to me, honestly. The song's alright, although probably the worst one you've sent this far. But where's the supernatural? I'm very confused and your explanation didn't help whatsoever. You've had a good run so far, but I think you need to put more effort into the challenges if you want to stay, based on your performance both last week and this week. Donatella Versace: This is a beautiful song. Well that's it. Sadly I don't get the connection with our supernatural theme. Love? Not enough, honey. We wanted some weird scary stuff and this is just cute. I'm a bit frustrated because I KNOW you can send the creepiest song ever. This was your chance. Scusa. |
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Post by Eke on Dec 7, 2019 21:16:40 GMT 1
Mathew Horrod  Next up, Mathew Horrod. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow. Donatella Versace: Despite the lack of information about your song and its connection, you were still able to submit something interesting and totally captivating. I actually loved the combination of the music video and the creepy traditional sounds. I'm impressed once again. Congrats! Junglepu$$y: Songwise, this one wowed me. Definitely my favourite of the week. Despite it's long runtime, for me personally, it manages to stay interesting throughout and the connection to the category is obvious from the moment the song itself begins. Amazingly done! Elvira: This week, your song hit me in a new way every time the drop came through and wrecked my eardrums. Fantastic job with your song selection this week. Krampu$$y: You obviously fit the theme and your song was solid as well. But to be honest, I don't really understand why the rest of the panel hypes it so much. It was a good entry but I thought the song dragged a bit at certain points and didn't have to be 7 and a half minutes long. As I said, still a solid entry but somehow it didn't quite get me. |
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Post by Julian on Dec 7, 2019 21:22:12 GMT 1
Feralia  Next up, Feralia. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow. Junglepu$$y: I didn't dislike this one, but as a song it was honestly pretty boring and kind of dragged on? Also, the connection isn't as strong as I'd like it to be. Its relation to Día de los Muertos is a good starting point, but it doesn't exactly go anywhere else from there. The connection to the supernatural is definitely lacking, and so is the song itself, I'm afraid. Krampu$$y: The good thing about your song was the connection to Día de los Muertos, I enjoyed that. Sadly, everything else didn't quite fit. I think you should've gone into more detail with the explanation because I didn't think that it really connected to the supernatural theme a lot, based on what you wrote. Other than that the song is a little bit boring. Elvira: Again sweetie? Really? Once again you pop in here with a forgettable song and a dubious connection to the challenge. We’ve seen you snap, and we won’t accept anything less than slappers from you. Get it together girl. Donatella Versace: Oh my god Miss Feralia I LOVE the story behind your entry, the Latin culture is fascinating. However that song....meh. The lyrics are pretty good but the execution is average at best. Overall it's cute but not IT. |
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Post by Eke on Dec 7, 2019 21:25:24 GMT 1
Chlamydia  And last but not least, Chlamydia. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow. Junglepu$$y: After miss Donna, this was the second most original choice this week. 60s garage rock? Loved it. Also an unique take at the challenge itself. Good job! Donatella Versace: That is fabulous. I really liked the whole idea behind the song. The fact you combined your childhood memories with the challenge..wig. Plus I'm happy to hear a bit of punk, which is underrepresented in the competition so far. Take note ladies! Krampu$$y: You had a very unique connection to the theme which I appreciated. The song was decent, not necessarily my cup of tea, but I enjoyed seeing a different genre from you this week, you're definitely showcasing your versatility. Elvira: Sis... I felt this. I don’t know why, but Baba Yaga was a story I heard growing up. Your connection to the challenge was fun, nostalgic, and much more creative than many of your competitors. As for your song... I loved it. A lot. It’s a fun listen and the song brings me back my childhood in a similar way Baba Yaga itself does. You’ve snapped once again bitch. |
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Post by Julian on Dec 7, 2019 21:29:03 GMT 1
Thank you judges! It is now time to reveal who is the winner, who is in the bottom and who is safe. ChlamydiaYou are safe. You have survived this week's floorshow and will live another day. |
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Post by Julian on Dec 7, 2019 21:32:20 GMT 1
Donna the Dyke and Mathew HorrodBoth of you snapped this week and teleported us into another dimension. But only one person can win... Mathew Horrod......you are safe. You have survived this week's floorshow and will live another day.
Donna the Dyke, condragulations, you are the winner of this week's floorshow! |
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