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Post by Julian on Dec 15, 2019 20:50:58 GMT 1
 Episode 6 • Tickets to Hell just pretend there is a recap  Welcome back ghouls!As always, before we start, remember that we're not here to judge your taste in music. Everyone's entitled to their own and it's all subjective. We are only here to judge the choices you make as they relate to this competition and the challenges put before you. The results and critiques will be posted soon. |
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Post by Julian on Dec 15, 2019 20:59:12 GMT 1
Donna the Dyke  First up, Donna the Dyke. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow. Donatella Versace: A great song. The envy is well represented with all these creepy sounds. I kinda stan the instrumental. The music video is also well produced, really liked the visuals which also fit with your theme. Well done. Krampu$$y: We had to wait in quite the suspense for your entry this week but it was worth it because it really fits and is a great song. Maybe not 5K HD's best, but still a very good attempt! Elvira: I'll be honest this song wasn’t for me, but it definitely stood out among this week’s entries. And bitch, some of these other bitches should be envious of the stellar representation you displayed of “Envy.” Good job yet again, luv! Junglepu$$y: *absent due to puking* |
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Post by Julian on Dec 15, 2019 21:03:46 GMT 1
Hella Wahnsinn  Next up, Hella Wahnsinn. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow. Krampu$$y: I'm a little torn with you this week. Obviously your song fits your sin and it's an iconic song too. But then again, I also feel like we've heard this song so many times before and it might've gotten a bit old. Still a decent entry but I think this week was a great opportunity to go all in and send something surprisingly great and I'm not sure a 4 year old meme song did that for me. Elvira: Okay so there’s no denying that this song is perfect for “lust,” but I cannot help but feel disappointed by you choosing it. Sure, this song is iconic, but it’s also rather unoriginal and that isn’t what this competition is about. Sorry luv. Donatella Versace: What an anthem. I thought Cupcakke was the OBVIOUS choice for your deadly sin, and Deepthroat is probably her most iconic song. Although it's not actually an original choice, you submitted something that is relevant to the topic. Very good. Junglepu$$y: *a wailing sound can be heard from the bathroom* |
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Post by Julian on Dec 15, 2019 21:08:22 GMT 1
Chlamydia  Next up, Chlamydia. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow. Elvira: Interesting choice this week luv. Greed definitely radiated from this song and it bopped hard as well. You continue to please me week after week! Donatella Versace: Another fantastic contribution from you. The song bops and the representation of greed through the lyrics is perfect. I love that you give a different aspect of Chlamydia's personality with each of your entries, you know how to reinvent yourself and that's the most important thing in a competition like this. Good job babe. Krampu$$y: At this point I'm just in awe with your versatility, every week you bring something new to the table. The lyrics fit your sin and the song took a bit to grow on me but it's actually a bop. Very glad to see you continue slaying, considering the rough start you had in this competition! Junglepu$$y: *the toilet flushes* |
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Post by Julian on Dec 15, 2019 21:13:13 GMT 1
Fondall Kats  Next up, Fondall Kats. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow. Elvira: Girl what the fuck. The sin of pride is not talking about being proud of your daughter. The sin of pride is narcissism, selfishness, and just generally not knowing your place. You completely failed the challenge this week. On top of that, your song was just straight up boring, bland, and has basically been sent like 10 times already. Don’t pull a Pisa and start flopping every week luv. Krampu$$y: Oh honey... no. Unfortunately you missed the mark with this. Pride as a sin isn't about fatherly pride or being proud of your own accomplishments. Just like Elvira said, it's about narcissism, selfishness and arrogance and I don't see that at all in your song. Additionally, the song itself is... there. I don't know why you decided to pull a Pisa Garbits this week but your common sense was missing when you decided to send this, because your entry is just not it. Donatella Versace: Sweetie I'm so sorry. That song is cute but the polar opposite of what I expected for pride. I know you wanted to choose your own interpretation for this challenge, but we needed some evil selfishness. This is too pure. Scusa bambina. Junglepu$$y: *puking intensifies* |
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Post by Julian on Dec 15, 2019 21:30:21 GMT 1
Feralia  Next up, Feralia. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow. Krampu$$y: Well, here we are again. While I do see the connection to the challenge, I don't really like the song that much. Your previous rock entries were better than this. Not sure what else to say, I know you have the potential to do great but I don't think you've reached all of it in the recent weeks, sadly. Donatella Versace: That was kinda messy. I liked the story behind the song, but once again the song itself is below average. And I know you can send stronger entries considering your first few ones. At least the lyrics gave a decent representation of wrath, still not living up to my expectations. Elvira: This song was aggressive, lyrically, a good thing, but sonically this song was extremely aggressive in an unflattering way. Junglepu$$y: *security knocks on bathroom door, no response* |
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Post by Julian on Dec 15, 2019 21:34:42 GMT 1
Mathew Horrod  Next up, Mathew Horrod. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow. Donatella Versace: The arabic flavour... You served Mrs. Horrod. This is a total bop, my wig teleported to Marrakesh. Loreena is super talented and your chosen song gave an excellent portrayal of sloth, especially the comparison with apathetic people. Keep on sending these ethnic serves. Krampu$$y: This was quite magical. Themewise you did well with this challenge, even though your song might not be a perfect match, but I liked your approach to your sin. The song itself was beautiful too. Elvira: This was really good. Your connection was a fun take on the theme (but still relating to the definition of your sin... Fondall take notes bitch) and the song was fun. Good job! Junglepu$$y leaves the bathroom, saying "I think I'm good", then immediately runs back for a second round of puking. |
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Post by Julian on Dec 15, 2019 21:39:50 GMT 1
Slasher Sasha  And finally, Slasher Sasha. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow. Elvira: Okay so this was really refreshing. I would like to start off by saying how PROUD I am of you this week. This is the first week you’ve managed to do a good job connecting to the challenge, and my god this was the best connection all week. Gluttony was the hardest sin of the week, and to see you hit a home run like this I’m really happy for you. However, the quality of the song isn’t quite there if you wanted to take home the win. Regardless, great job this week. Krampu$$y: You absolutely nailed the meaning of your sin, I had my doubts when you gave yourself the hardest one but you managed to send something incredibly deep and emotional, which I think was great. Unfortunately, the song itself is not that great. I still consider this to be a good entry overall but the deep connection to the challenge does get balanced out by the average song in my opinion. Donatella Versace: Not a huge fan of the song itself, but damn ma the lyrics perfectly match with your theme. Really love how you draw parallels between gluttony and eating disorders. This is a clear improvement from last week. Junglepu$$y: *continues puking until she passes out* |
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Post by Julian on Dec 15, 2019 21:46:36 GMT 1
Thank you judges! It is now time to reveal who is the winner, who is in the bottom and who is safe. Slasher SashaYou are safe. You have survived this week's floorshow and will live another day. |
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Post by Julian on Dec 15, 2019 21:51:09 GMT 1
Donna the DykeYou are safe. You have survived this week's floorshow and will live another day. |
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