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Post by Julian on Jan 15, 2020 23:38:05 GMT 1
 Episode 9 • Cut Your Balls Off just pretend there is a recap  Welcome back ghouls!As always, before we start, remember that we're not here to judge your taste in music. Everyone's entitled to their own and it's all subjective. We are only here to judge the choices you make as they relate to this competition and the challenges put before you. The results and critiques will be posted soon. |
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Post by Julian on Jan 15, 2020 23:42:35 GMT 1
Fondall Kats  First up, Fondall Kats. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow. Junglepu$$y: You did really well in the ball this time. Your horror soundtrack fell a little flat, but the other two songs were definitely good, though the funeral track was definitely the best song you sent this week. So very well done on that, overall a very solid job which only goes to solidify your record throughout this entire season. Donatella Versace: Great, except the horror soundtrack which was a bit...eh? Your funeral song though... Thank you so much for submitting this amazing artist. You're iconic baby! Elvira: Your Funeral Song? Stunning. It also made me cry. Your Gryffindor song? A banger if I’m being honest. Your soundtrack? I did NOT vibe it at all. Not only did it seem like a cheap choice in comparison to the other queens, the song just didn’t do it for me. Krampu$$y: Another week, another strong performance! I'd say your funeral song was the best of your entries, it gave me a sweet vintage vibe that I really enjoyed. Not sure if it screamed "funeral" but either way I liked it. Your soundtrack was good but honestly too short. The hogwarts song was pretty good, it definitely matched Gryffindor. I did expect some big climax when I listened to it and that climax never really came but yeah, still a good song. |
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Post by Eke on Jan 15, 2020 23:46:24 GMT 1
Mathew Horrod  Next up, Mathew Horrod. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow. Krampu$$y: You did great again, as expected. While Goodbye was the only song this week that I already knew, I appreciated seeing it and it's kinda perfect lyrically. Your Hogwarts entry was a great choice too, it fit well and sounded good. The soundtrack on the other hand wasn't the best choice, it was a little weird but didn't really feel like a soundtrack, more like some random noises. Elvira: Girl... what was that soundtrack? I’m a whore for a good instrumental number but your song had 0 melody, and was just noise. Both your Slytherin and Funeral songs were successful, but that soundtrack left me VERY disappointed. Donatella Versace: I feel kinda let down by your choices this week... I expected something as unique as (most of) your previous submissions. However these three songs are still decent, especially the funeral one. Interesting. Junglepu$$y: I gotta say, I'm a little disappointed with you. Obviously you have the best record so far, but that's not an excuse to slack off. Your horror soundtrack was just noise and whilst that is a perfectly valid genre that I can enjoy from time to time, this song just plain isn't good. And also a pretty random choice, if you ask me. Your other two songs: much better, your funeral song was definitely a good choice and your Hogwarts song was also great, but neither of them left as big of an impression on me as some of the other choices for these categories this week. |
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Post by Julian on Jan 15, 2020 23:51:43 GMT 1
Slasher Sasha  Next up, Slasher Sasha. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow. Elvira: Rosemary’s Baby is my absolute favorite horror film and I was ECSTATIC that somebody used its soundtrack because it is literally amazing. For me, your Ravenclaw song was the song that let you down. It just wasn’t a great song despite fitting the challenge. Junglepu$$y: If there was any point in this season for you to redeem yourself, it shouldn't be the end of it. You did very well this week, and I'm proud of you. Though you are still here merely through luck, you have somehow managed to pick it up at last. Unfortunately it really just is too little too late. But well done on all of your choices, your horror soundtrack was very enjoyable, though your funeral song was especially good, as was your Hogwarts entry. I just wish you could've served us this kind of stuff earlier in the season. Donatella Versace: Aw... I loved the lyrics from your funeral song. So pure. I loved the whole song actually. That soundtrack was cute too. The third song was just ok, but it nicely fits your concept. I think you should be proud of you and your journey through HMH! Krampu$$y: Overall I think this was a decent performance but I'm not sure it was strong enough for the top 3. Your soundtrack song was honestly not amazing, it was okay but I didn't think it was very creepy. I also felt like your Hogwarts song was a little meh. Not a bad song but it was rather forgettable. And I don't think the connection to Ravenclaw was very strong either. Your funeral song was really good however. It sounded beautiful, despite the sad occasion, and I enjoyed it a lot. |
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Post by Eke on Jan 15, 2020 23:54:35 GMT 1
Chlamydia  And last but not least, Chlamydia. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow. Donatella Versace: Amazing choices, as always. You just can't disappoint. I literally fell in love with your funeral song. Congrats for your fabulous work through the competition! Elvira: Sis, this week you fully redeemed yourself from last week. Your soundtrack was brilliant, and your funeral song literally made me cry but I couldn’t tel you why. However, despite these two brilliant choices, your third song left me personally a bit cold. It was a good choice for Hufflepuff but I just didn’t vibe the song that much. Regardless, still an excellent overall showing. Krampu$$y: I think you did a good job this week. Your horror movie soundtrack was really intriguing, probably my favorite soundtrack of the week. Your funeral song was amazing too, although I felt like it was a bit too long, as it struggled to keep my attention throughout the 7 minutes. But it's still a great piece! The Hogwarts song was decent but definitely your weakest one, the sound wasn't bad but not amazing either and I'm not sure it was the best possible fit for Hufflepuff, as it seemed like only a handful of lines actually related to the house. Junglepu$$y: You absolutely smashed this one. I mean, every single song was perfect. An truly spectacular choice for the horror soundtrack category, and your funeral song is jaw-dropping. The only slight criticism I could even give you is that your third song's relation to the Hogwarts house you were assigned wasn't perfect, but the song itself is still so so so so so damn good and musically is definitely my favourite song of the week, period. Impeccable job. I cannot give you enough props this week. |
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Post by Eke on Jan 15, 2020 23:58:08 GMT 1
Thank you judges! It is now time to reveal who is the winner, who is in the bottom and who is safe. Fondall KatsActually, wait... Hold on.
Surprise, uglies. Well done on the challenge, but this is not the end of it, oh no.
This week, you are all up for extermination.
Best of luck, ghouls. Try not to die. |
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