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Post by Eke on Oct 27, 2020 20:55:08 GMT 1
 EPISODE 01 • PICK YOUR POISON  Welcome back ghouls!We would like to introduce to you our judging panel for the season. We will be joined by Daniel's Song Race legend Mullac ( αndreas), the talented (but not at makeup) brilliant amazing delicious-smelling Claudia Winkleman ( alexeh), and billboard diva Angelyne ( agni). As always, before we start, remember that we're not here to judge your taste in music. Everyone's entitled to their own and it's all subjective. We are only here to judge the choices you make as they relate to this competition and the challenges put before you. The results and critiques will be posted soon. |
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Post by Julian on Oct 27, 2020 21:00:44 GMT 1
If we call your name, please step forward!Gonorrhea Diarrhoea Tess Ticular-Torshun Sangría Dookie Fuhlei Sheeo EJQL8 Hekkate You are safe. The rest of you represent the tops and bottoms of the week. The critiques will be posted soon. |
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Post by Eke on Oct 27, 2020 21:09:25 GMT 1
Dookie  First up, Dookie. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow. Angelyne: Hey bitch. This song…. girl.  You took a very creative route with picking such a melancholic song for the dog… but it was so right. This caused me severe emotional damage which is what i WANT from this competition. Keep it up. Krampu$$y: This was a really beautiful song. It flows really nicely, it's emotional and despite having rather depressing lyrics, I think you're representing the Dog really well. Fantastic job, keep it up! Claudia: Oh this was excellent doll, you completely nailed this week. Choosing the route that you went down could've gone wrong but you executed this REALLY well, to the extent that literally my only gripe with this song/entry is that I wasn't particularly keen on the vocal. Everything else was fantastic, a beautiful song, that completely fit the zodiac animal you were given. Great job! Junglepu$$y:This week you picked an absolutely gorgeous song that fit the category you were assigned quite well. There's almost nothing I could criticise about your choice. Well done! |
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Post by Julian on Oct 27, 2020 21:14:41 GMT 1
Alex Burner  Next up, Alex Burner. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow. Claudia: There's... a lot of work that needs to be done here. The point behind the numbers task originally was to do something more than just send a song with a number in the title (in fact the most memorable part of the original week is that Lady D'Apple just sent a song called "Three" and was eliminated), so for you to have a choice of 10 numbers and still not get it? It's troubling. The song is nice, but a little average, but this just wasn't what I wanted from this challenge at all, and I don't know if there was a hidden connection that I didn't know about but if there was you really should've said something about it. Junglepu$$y: This song was fine. I didn't hate it, but I didn't really like it either. If you could have related the song to the challenge more, I would've probably appreciated it more. What's the significance of the number 6 besides it being in the title? Details matter and I'd like to see you considering them more. Angelyne: dzien dobry babes. i liked this. but… where is the effort queen? why this song for this challenge? what does this song mean? so many questions queen, but where are the answers? you need to give me your brain queen, because i need more than just a song with the number 6 in it. this just will not cut it. Mullac: Not a good submission honestly. The song wasn't amazing and the only connection to the number (which you chose) was.. the title? The lack of explanation didn't help either. Krampu$$y: You were the only participant to not include an explanation for their entry and that was kind of your downfall. I know that time management can be an issue but right now it just looks like you sent a random song with a number in the title. Not all challenges require deep explanations but yours was one that could've benefitted from telling us why you chose that song. In any case, even if the song fits the number 6 outside of the title, I thought it sounded rather average. |
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Post by Eke on Oct 27, 2020 21:18:37 GMT 1
Ordgie  Next up, Ordgie. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow. Mullac: .doireP Really great song, really unique, fits the theme perfectly and probably my favourite of the week. I don't have anything negative to say. Angelyne: hello babe. this was absolutely IT tonight babes. fado in HMH was something i wasn’t expecting, but this is what i needed for my life. this was truly a great way to start off the season for you. you nailed the theme for this challenge, you were unique & stood out and this embodied the HMH spirit. well done bitch, you did the gays real proud queen. Claudia Winkleman: This was an excellent start. This may have been one of the easier challenges this week but there was a lot of scope to go wrong, and you managed to do a very good job. I really liked this song, it stood out from the rest of the crowd as something different while still being a great, original and creative entry. I have no real complaints here, great job! Krampu$$y: Really strong choice from you this week! It fits the original challenge but still fits right in this competition and most importantly, it's a great song. Nothing more to say really! Junglepu$$y: I am going to step out of line and disagree with the rest of the judges. I think this song is certainly a good fit for the challenge as well as for HMH, I just did not enjoy it as much as some of the other judges did. I think it's quite good, but I couldn't exactly pin down why I did not like it as much as I was hoping to. I'm sorry, but a strong start for you anyway. |
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Post by Julian on Oct 27, 2020 21:23:45 GMT 1
Queen of Mean  Next up, Queen of Mean. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow. Junglepu$$y: Baffled by this choice. I never quite cared for this movie so maybe that's why it's not coming across to me, but surely for a category about colours you could've come up with something better? With a deeper meaning? I don't get this. Claudia: This just didn't do it for me, sorry. The song was definitely dramatic but not in a way that I enjoyed as a standalone song. Red was definitely the easy option for this colours theme and while I like that you didn't go for the obvious blood connection, I kinda struggled to make the connection between this song and red. Fire, I guess, but eh? There was a lot more you could've done, while also picking a better and more original song. Angelyne: ay babe. you know what? these other girls are wrong. this was pure camp mawma, and it was the kind of twist i wanted to see. this truly made me see red, a true whopper. and the fact that you sent a disney OST? your nerve bitch, i love it. keep werkin it. Krampu$$y: While this song is pretty good, I'm not sure it was the best choice for this week. Does it fit the theme? Sure I guess. But is it the most original choice? Not really. I think you could've pushed yourself a bit harder, this entry just made it look like you took the easy way out. Again, not a bad choice necessarily, but I'd like to see more originality from you in the future, if you get to stay. Mullac: I'm going to disagree with everyone else and say that I loved your choice!! Sure Disney doesn't really fit with the overall HMH vibe but I think your song (and Disney character choice) is an exception to that. Excited to see what else you can do Queen! |
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Post by Eke on Oct 27, 2020 21:29:36 GMT 1
Sis Anne Desit  Next up, Sis Anne Desit. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow. Claudia: The POWER this entry had omg. Immediately I loved that you took an unconventional angle with this challenge considering this is HMH, optimistic could've gone very wrong, but you SNAPPED. This song is incredible, you managed to fulfil the task perfectly while still sounding so HMH. It was a journey from start to finish and I was living. If you keep this up you'll be a force to be reckoned with in this competition. Angelyne: oy babe. this was a really cute entry. i really liked that you went a different route and picked optimistic for the challenge, and i think u really nailed that. i can understand why the other judges really love this… BUT, for me, half of the song was absolutely blood curling, goosebump inducing and a bop… but, half of it was just boring, which really just didn’t do it for me. Krampu$$y: When your song started I was a little confused, because it's not what I expected to be sent but as the song progressed, I realised how great of a choice this was. The fact that you chose optimism as your mood and managed to make it fit the theme is really impressive. Keep up the good work! Junglepu$$y: When this song started I was ready to score you low for not at all capturing the essence of HMH. Reading your description I was so confused why you'd choose to go for optimistic in a contest like this. But then it hit. I got it. I got exactly what you wanted to deliver and praise Lucifer did you deliver. Fantastic start for you, keep it up. Mullac: Much like the others I was a little bit confused at the beginning of your song but then... wow. I was really impressed by your choice this week even though I don't think "optimistic" would be my choice if I were you but a great song nonetheless! It was a good week for you Sis! |
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Post by Julian on Oct 27, 2020 21:36:12 GMT 1
Mr. Master  And lastly, Mr. Master. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow. Krampu$$y: Girl... what is dis hunni. This was a bad choice on multiple levels. First of all, the connection to Virizion was very superficial. Out of all 898 Pokémon, this is what you chose? It really just seems like a "I have this song that I want to send and somehow have to make it fit the challenge" type of situation. Secondly, I don't think that this entry screams HMH, if you know what I mean. It sounds like something that'd do well in S1 of DSR or a "generic pop song" sing-off, but that's not what HMH is about luv. And thirdly, it's just not a good song in my opinion. It did give me filth and horror but not in the way you wanted it to. Junglepu$$y: Are you sure you're at the right contest? This genuinely is not something I would want to see or hear in House of Musical Horrors, even ignoring the fact that you did not relate it to the challenge well. I'm very disappointed, to be honest. Angelyne: wrong set babes, the dsr studio is across the street and to your left. this was a huge flop and a huge let down girl… like what is this? change your search engine girl because looking up “creepy song” on bulgarian bing is going to leave u with a mess like this. dont ever desecrate this stage with cheap, low-quality pop again, queen. Mullac: So you want to tell me that out of almost nine hundred different Pokémon you chose.. Virizion so you could send a random song titled Antilope? No. Claudia: Doll I think you know that I love this song. That is not up for discussion. But really? You had hundreds of Pokemon to pick and you went with... Antilopa for an antelope. Any other connection is very vague and could've been achieved with any number of songs. It's a shame because I really wanted to like it as an entry as much as I enjoy the song but girl no. |
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Post by Julian on Oct 27, 2020 21:49:25 GMT 1
Thank you judges! It is now time to reveal who is the winner, who is in the bottom and who is safe. Shiva KindettYou are safe. You have survived this week's floorshow and will live another day. |
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Post by Julian on Oct 27, 2020 21:52:42 GMT 1
Sis Anne DesitYou are safe. You have survived this week's floorshow and will live another day. |
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