2013 Rambo Amadeus Awards

[Franck]

As you know, there are the Eurovision 2013 Awards, rewarding the best or the worst song in some categories, the Rambo Amadeus Awards rewards the countries, artists or the songs in some strange or funny category.
How it works?
For example:
The Rambo Amadeus Award of the worst British accent. The nominated are:
Alëna Lanskaya
Aliona Moon
PeR
Farid Mammadov
Nodiko Tatishvili
Roberto Bellarosa
Sopho Gelovani
Zlata Ognevitch

Then I let you 1 hour to propose adding a country if you want and then, you can vote for the one you think is the most representative of the category.
To everybody: of course, if you want you can vote for the former awards!

Rambo Amadeus Award of the worst British accent :
Roberto Bellarosa

Rambo Amadeus Award of the artist that have been chosen more for his/her sex-appeal than for his/her singing talents :
Zlata Ognevitch

Rambo Amadeus Award of the less original songtitle :
Shine

Rambo Amadeus Award of the artist name that you cannot say without making an oral mistake :
Eyþór Ingi Gunnlaugsson

Rambo Amadeus Award of the country that does not want to organize the contest in 2014, viewing the entry they sent :
Greece

Rambo Amadeus Award of the trolling country :
Belarus, for making a national final where the winning song is not selected

Rambo Amadeus award of the longest and most painful syllabe :
Lonely planeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

Rambo Amadeus Award of the country who prefere singing in English instead of its mother language this year, last year, next year, and like every year :
Azerbaijan

Rambo Amadeus Award of the worst live performance in Eurovision in Concert
Macedonia

Rambo Amadeus Award of the most unattractive man :
Bledar Sejko

Rambo Amadeus Award of the most unattractive woman :
Esma Redžepova

Rambo Amadeus Award of the band members that you never see :
DJ Manian and Yanou

Rambo Amadeus Award of the country that thinks "In Baku we had a super ranking, we are the best, we have the best songs, the malediction is over, now we will trust the highest heights of the eurovision song contest", and that won't get more than 3 points this year :
Spain (Spain got finaly 8 points)

Rambo Amadeus Award of the videoclip that try to make more viewers by adding half naked guys and young girls without much clothes :
Igranka

Rambo Amadeus Award of the song that, when you listen to it, make you think "They have made a national selection with semi finals, with great and well-known singers, with talentfull people, with beautiful songs... And they finaly chose that???" :
Here we go

Rambo Amadeus Award of most secret the internal selection, so secret that it would be easier to look for the security's council nuclear weapon codes than to look for who chose the artist :
United Kingdom

Rambo Amadeus Award of the stupidest controversy :
Denmark, accused of putting SS uniforms to the back singers.

Rambo Amadeus Award of the worst televisual selection :
Armenia

Rambo Amadeus Award of the most epic rehearsal :
Montenegro

Rambo Amadeus Award of the lest expected qualifier from the first semi-final :
Lithuania

Rambo Amadeus Award of the least expected non qualifier from the first semi-final :
Serbia

Rambo Amadeus Award of the lest expected qualifier from the second semi-final :
Armenia

Rambo Amadeus Award of the least expected non qualifier from the second semi-final :
Israel

Rambo Amadeus Award of the least deserved rank in the final :
Germany, and its 21nd place.

[Daniel]

LOL this is an awesome idea

I would vote for Belgium for the worst English

[Franck]

Apr 1, 2013 10:45:14 GMT 1 Daniel said:

LOL this is an awesome idea

I would vote for Belgium for the worst English

Thank you ;D

[Kenajabam]

Belgium

[Deleted]

Ukraine

[Dimitris]

Azerbaijan

[Rick]

Bayonse (Da Quen B)

[gareth]

Where's Azerbaijan?

[kalle]

Apr 1, 2013 12:37:11 GMT 1 Rick said:

Bayonse (Da Quen B)

OH SNAP.

[Franck]

Apr 1, 2013 12:45:10 GMT 1 @gareth said:

Where's Azerbaijan?

Ok I add Asserdjiban!