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Post by Franck on Oct 19, 2013 14:44:56 GMT 1
And now we have to wait until March 2014 for episode 2.   I will add some preludes. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2013 17:18:49 GMT 1
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Post by Kerem on Oct 19, 2013 20:56:30 GMT 1
Great. Excited for the second round
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Post by Franck on Oct 28, 2013 14:24:03 GMT 1
Episode 2
Conchita VS Byelorussia
The Dana International effect is back! Le gouvernement  biélorusse étant très ouvert, quelle surprise ce fut de découvrir qu'une pétition a été envoyée au ministère de l'information pour protester contre la participation de  Conhita Wurst! Celle-ci demande que la Biélorussie se retire du concours pour éviter que les enfants voient cet hymne à la sodomie que sera la chanson de notre chère femme à barbe (personnellement, ça me dérangerait pas si la Biélorussie quittait le consours). Pour eux, voir un homo ou un trans à la télé est une offense aux bonnes mœurs et à un mode de vie sain. Peut-être est-ce mieux de faire se trémousser une morue à la place?The Belarussian government being very open-minded, what a surprise when we discovered that a petition had been sent to the information minister to protest against the participation of Conchita Wurst! They want to withdraw from the contest to avoid the children from seeing this sodomy anthem that will be our dear bearded woman's song (personnaly, I would not mind if Belarus would withdraw). For them, seeing a LGBT person on the TV is an attack to the good maners and a healthy way of life. So maybe it is better to make dance a fat bitch instead?El gobierno bielorruso siendo tan claros ¡estuvimos muy sorprendidos al descubriruna petición que fue enviada al ministerio de la información para protestar sobre la participación de Conchita Wurst! Aquella pide que Bielorrusia deje de participar en la competición para evitar que los niños vean esto himno a la sodomía que sera la canción de nuestra mujer con barba (personalmente, no me importaría si Bielorusia se fuese). Para ellos, ver a un homo o un transexual en la televisión es un ataque a la moralidad y un modo de vida sano. ¿Tal vez es mejor hacer bailar una puta en lugar? Wait... What?  Jet Set! Sérieusement! Ils ne veulent pas voir une Conchita Wurst habillé mais une blondasse presqu'à poil, ça, c'est permis! C'est les enfants qui seront contents!You heard well Alyona! I never saw somebody that naked since the Jet Set! Seriously! They don't want to see a dressed Conhita Wurst, but an almost naked stupid blond is allowed! The children would be very happy:¡Has entendido Alyona! Nunca he visto a alguien tan desnudo desde los  Jet Set! ¡En serio! ¡No quieren ver a una Conchita Wurst vestida pero una rubia casi-desnuda, está permitida! ¡Los chicos deberán estar alegres! At least, the 2013 act was not gay-friendly at all... |
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Post by Vaios on Nov 24, 2013 2:06:21 GMT 1
What happened to this?   |
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Post by Franck on Nov 24, 2013 9:53:15 GMT 1
Waiting for news, I did not abandoned this thread  |
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Post by Franck on Dec 21, 2013 15:58:13 GMT 1
First of all, I announce I will only make it in English, it's simplier!
Episode 3
Tick-Tock Triki Triki Tok Tok Tok
 After waiting one month and a half, how enthusiastic were we when we learnt that finally a country have chosen a song! We could get our bus out of the shed where it was rusting. It took one hour to the passengers to choose who with they would sit. Finally, we put the  spanish together, the  germans together, the  dutchies together, the  estonian together etc...
I don't know if it was a good idea because the Dutchies and the Germans began to argue because one of them said she did not like Angela Merkel (I wont denounce the dutch girl whose name is Talitha who said that, I am not a Judas ) and Daniel took it very bad. We had to avoid any conflict : we were not out of Denmark that Daniel already threatened to burn all the tulips fields of The Netherlands if they continue to criticize his God Merkel.
"Danke Daniel", said Angela Merkel So after locking Talitha and Daniel in the luggage compartment, we could have a long and quiet trip through Europe : Denmark, Germany, Poland, and then the capital of  Ukraine : Kiev!  Kiev in winter... Nice but if you're accustomed to Greek islands, it's a little shock. We watched the whole show, which was long, loooooooooong, loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong. So long that you have more fun watching an insect being caught by a spider than waiting for the results when they could be shown... So after 20 songs and as many interval acts composed of blonds singing in English, we finally knew who won the preselection : Maria Yaremchuk, with the song "Tick Tock".  Fuck the world, I won!
We rushed to her studio and knocked on the door. She opened and let us in.
- What can I do for you?
- Come with us!
- What? Who are you! You stalkers!
- We don't stalk, we talk!
- Who talks?
- I talk!
- Why did you knock?
- To talk about "Tick Tock"
- To talk about "Tick Tock"? Oh! I thought you stalked!
- So let's talk about "Tick Tock". You reached the top with Tick Tock so we knocked to talk about "Tick Tock" to you. You topped the top with "Tick Tock". Don't be shocked but you must join us to get to Copenhagen
- Do I take a ticket?
- You won't take a ticket to sing "Tick Tock", don't be dork!
And it is not over!
After this sterile talk, Mariya accepted to join us!
History time :
Best result : 1st
Worst result : 20th
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Post by Daniel on Dec 21, 2013 16:05:36 GMT 1
lmao that was amazing |
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Post by Aless on Dec 21, 2013 16:14:33 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2013 16:19:42 GMT 1
Plagiasm for Catching Fire !!  Austria complains. |
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