Post by Franck on Dec 30, 2013 12:54:14 GMT 1
Episode 4
An anger that will last more than one night
Ukraine, where we could see live the Ukrainian revolution, we were ready to leave when Ruslana came with 3 submachine gun and a baseball bat and threw them in our face, knocking out Sel, who joined us 5 hours ago.Ruslana did not mind about hurting this girl and forced 4 people to come with her. So George, Rick and @mightyhawks took a submachine gun and @douzepointa the baseball bat.
"Move your motherfucking ass!" Asked gently Ruslana
We hoped the revolution would not last because we have some other things to do... We watched our 4 camrades shooting in all directions and Sam knocking out some pigeons. When Rick made the error of shooting on the car where all the Ukrainian women participant for Eurovision, making it explode, we knew they should withdraw discreetly to the bus.
We started, but Ruslana had seen Rick. She seemed happy, I wondered why!
After this war interlude, we activated to GPS to bring us to
Albania. Three hours later, we noticed that Rick had a piece of Ani Lorak in the hair. We crossed Romania, Serbia, Kosovo (where we stopped to eat, we also met Rita Ora, making revolution for her country too) and finally Albania and Tirana.
Tirana, far away from the danger of Ruslana... Untill we met Herciana
We assisted to the 52th Festivali i Kënges. The first participant won... So, as for Ukraine, we waited for nothing. It was a song talking about a one night anger... At this moment, I thought there is no peacefull place in Europe! The singer, Herciana Matmuja, Hersi for the people she liked, and she liked nobody, hosted us badly because she was angry for no reason.
Herciana Matmuja when she learnt she won.
- Why are you angry? You won Festivali i Kënges?
- Because it is the night!
- And the day, you're happy?
- No! The day, I'm sleeping!
- You seem to be a very sympatic person!
- I know!
She get in the bus and sat next to Mariya Yaremchuk.
I'm not happy, not happy, not happy, I will kill all of you!
History time :
Best result : 5th
Qaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaj
Worst result : 17th in Semi-Final
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaa ma pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
lmao 
Herciana want one? 
